Used to work the front door of a pub for about 6 years, so here goes:
People who approach the front door, and say;
"how do I get up stairs?". Find the stairs and go up
"where can I get a drink?". The pub down the road get goin'
Leaving the pub;
"Can I take this drink with me?" Sure can our licence extends infinitely outside the premises
Getting kicked out;
"This place is crapI'm never coming back here again you just lost my business!!" If you were to consider this place crap, I would expect you'd never to come back. And, as if the sole survival of the pub hangs on some d!ckhead who just got thrown out.
"I pay your wages!" Actually yes you do if there weren't d!ckheads like you to boot out, I'd not have job thanks
"I can't breathe", if you can talk, you can breathe ohh wait I probably shouldn't be saying that. Never mind.
h34r:
"don't you know who I am?"my favourite. Yes Grant Hackett now acquaint yourself with the bushes (yep... this actually happened)
Hanging out at the front door after being kicked out;
"I'm waiting for my mates" if 5 mins go by after I've been kicked out and my mates aren't with me they're not my mates.
"I'm going" going is a verb, that's a doing word, get "GOING" then.
"Can I come back in?". sure can but you "MAY" not. (Gramma Nazis at it again) A cop mate of mine once pulled over a learner driver who was by himself. Driver said, "I thought could drive by myself" Copper said, "You can... but you MAY not" :lol: Poor bugger.
actually these people amuse me. As anyone that's spent time working hospitality people are the worst.
