j1gsaw
Certified Pisswreck
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Their is a Priest, a school boy and a lawyer on a plane... they get engine trouble and start plummeting down..
The lawyer jumps up and says, "There are 2 parachutes on board, and i am the most smartest lawyer on the face of the earth, so one is mine!"
With that he grabs one and leaps out...
The priest says to the school boy, look son, im 73 years old, im lived a healthy happy life.. you take the other parachute...
The boy turns around and says, errr, father, how about you use this parachute and i will use the other one, as the smartest lawyer in the world just jumped out with my school bag... :lol:
The lawyer jumps up and says, "There are 2 parachutes on board, and i am the most smartest lawyer on the face of the earth, so one is mine!"
With that he grabs one and leaps out...
The priest says to the school boy, look son, im 73 years old, im lived a healthy happy life.. you take the other parachute...
The boy turns around and says, errr, father, how about you use this parachute and i will use the other one, as the smartest lawyer in the world just jumped out with my school bag... :lol:
