SWMBO

[AHB_Admin]

Call her SWMBO and Bitch and see which one gets you thrown out.


I rarely call my wife anything. We seem to only speak in a series of clucks, but damn I'm proud of her.

 

[shaunous]

And I bet you just Loooooove fedding the chickens.

*If anyone isnt familiar with the term 'Feeding The Chickens', it means pulling ones p3nis.


I am clearly a shit stirrer, its rubbed off onto my wife, she is known by many things as, 'The Cook', 'Sandwich Maker', 'Frieda Front Bum' and many more. Her reply is normally 'Yes Dickhead', with a little 'U have a drinking problem', thrown in every now and then.

 

[shaunous]

Catch ya at Roches for a beer. Ill be be the one at the bar without the pathetic poor mans porn mo..

I've been a little busy of late, yesterday I moved cattle onto the road to eat the grass before I get a little loose with a box of matches for winter burning, then I got the full jolt straight out of an electric fence charger designed for 52km of fencing, i layed on the ground for a little while looking up before I realised what the fuk just happened, my body was ouchy. Then I went inside lit the fire and drank a schooner of Tawny Port. Yeh i've been busy

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Ducatiboy stu said;
"15yrs for murder....just sayin...."
Yeah, you have a point. Marriage is 'till death'
http://oncemarried.net

Lukiferj said:

"Appeasing a bitch? Come on man, there are female brewers on the forum and attitudes like this is probably what keeps more from getting involved."
I didn't intend to discourage women brewers, bless their noble hearts.
I was criticising the term SWMBO because it reflects badly on anyone who takes it seriously, and its seems common on this forum [in fact I have never seen it anywhere else]. If a relationship has deteriorated to the point where the man must obey the woman, you probably better off leaving than put up with that shit.

 

[andy@67]

Shaunous, I've been there. Had new boots, they must've had good insulation properties, walking along electric fence taping it with the back of my right hand. Not a tingle, got to the bottom of a little gully, tripped grabbed said fence with my right hand and put my left hand down, right into wet sand. Took a little while to figure out why I was flat on my back, and everything felt sort of stretched.

Cheers,

Andrew.

 

[yum beer]

Fawlty Towers..

"Yes dear"

My missus hates that....'Don't ******* Yes Dear, me."

First time I reffered to SWMBO...."damn right she says'.

A good man knows the rules.
A smart man appears to follow the rules.
A clever man knows how to bend the rules.
A drunk man says '**** the rules'. Then spends a week relearning the rules.

 

[Dave70]

I like my women the way I like my scotch.

16 years old and mixed up with coke.

 

[Not For Horses]

Never used it, never will

Ironic really that you had to use it in order to declare that you never have.

 

[Mainiac]

I have a nickname for my wife.

Sister Dorris Schutt

 

[niftinev]

might be the minister of war and procreation to some of you

But maybe there is a bunch of soft cocks club

 

[pcmfisher]

Ducatiboy stu said;
"15yrs for murder....just sayin...."
Yeah, you have a point. Marriage is 'till death'
http://oncemarried.net

Lukiferj said:
"Appeasing a bitch? Come on man, there are female brewers on the forum and attitudes like this is probably what keeps more from getting involved."
I didn't intend to discourage women brewers, bless their noble hearts.
I was criticising the term SWMBO because it reflects badly on anyone who takes it seriously, and its seems common on this forum [in fact I have never seen it anywhere else]. If a relationship has deteriorated to the point where the man must obey the woman, you probably better off leaving than put up with that shit.

Where do you get the idea that anyone takes it seriously?

 

[Mardoo]

In Indonesia they say that the man is the head of the household, the woman is the neck, and we all know what turns the head

 

[shaunous]

Ironic really that you had to use it in order to declare that you never have.

Not really.

 

[themonkeysback]

Appeasing a bitch? Come on man, there are female brewers on the forum and attitudes like this is probably what keeps more from getting involved.

Exactly.

This thread ******* depresses me. Too many sexist dickheads, and then Austin takes the time to encourage it all by posting here but not clarifying why he pm'd every member.

 

[shaunous]

Exactly.

This thread ******* depresses me.

Dont take life and the internet to seriously buddy.

 

[themonkeysback]

Dont take life and the internet to seriously buddy.

Sexism, racism, and homophobia all make me sad mate. Sometimes there is too much of all of the above on this forum, and it disappoints me. Easy to joke when none of it negatively affects you...

 

[AHB_Admin]

Exactly.

This thread ******* depresses me. Too many sexist dickheads, and then Austin takes the time to encourage it all by posting here but not clarifying why he pm'd every member.

I encouraged what? I made light of the situation by posting a pic of me and a chicken and calling it my wife. I don't like the attitude in this thread. As a husband, momma's boy, and father of a daughter I believe women deserve our respect and are not to be belittled. I tried to diffuse that with humor.

 

[Edak]

I encouraged what? I made light of the situation by posting a pic of me and a chicken and calling it my wife. I don't like the attitude in this thread. As a husband, momma's boy, and father of a daughter I believe women deserve our respect and are not to be belittled. I tried to diffuse that with humor.

I thought she was one hot chick!

Nobody brought up "ball and chain" or "trouble and strife" yet. Both of which I call my Mrs on occasion. She just calls me whatever she wants, personally I hate pet names which are too lovey dovey. She does like darl, love, even goes by Sarah at times, I know never to refer to her as Mrs in front of her though, she doesn't like that.

My father refers to his wife as bitch and we really don't like that.

Funny names are acceptable as long as tongue in cheek.

 

[pcmfisher]

I thought she was one hot chick!

Nobody brought up "ball and chain" or "trouble and strife" yet. Both of which I call my Mrs on occasion. She just calls me whatever she wants, personally I hate pet names which are too lovey dovey. She does like darl, love, even goes by Sarah at times, I know never to refer to her as Mrs in front of her though, she doesn't like that.

My father refers to his wife as bitch and we really don't like that.

Funny names are acceptable as long as tongue in cheek.

They're not, apparently.

Well, they are until someone takes offence on everyone else's behalf, then suddenly they are sexist, racist, homophobic etc.

Just like when anyone says something that Penny Wong doesn't like. h34r:

 

[lukiferj]

There was nothing tongue in cheek about the original post.