SE QLD AHB Xmas-in-July 16/07/2016

[Radshoes]

look at this sprightly young lad with all his brain cells. Or the fucks to be given to look up the thread where all the beers are listed.....

 

[bulkalebrews]

update on beer details.
Unfortunately a little over carbed and bottles are as swollen as Angus' balls

**SWAP BEERS ARE TO BE IN 740ml PET PLASTIC BOTTLES ONLY***
Swapping:
1. Winkle - W3031 Acerola Tarwe (Should have some decent age on it by then).
2. Earle - Smoked Rye Farmhouse Ale
3. Brewkid - Biere De Garde
4. madpierre06 - Black Rye IPA
5. Motabika - Lichtenhainer.
6. lukiferj
7. Liam_snorkel - Munich II / US Cascade SMaSH 5.8% ABV
8. Parks - Shiraz Barrel-aged RIS 9.4% ABV tasting ******* delicious.
9. Seehuusen - Resch Extra Stout - with brett
10. Ciderman - Gingerbread Brown Ale 6.0% 35ibu. Ready.
11. Fattox - cherrywood smoked foreign extra stout
12. Lord Raja Goomba I - AIPA or American Bitter (disaster brew day) bottled 03.07.2016
13. NickB - AIPA
14. Dan Barrington - Chilli Brown Ale/ Porter (Drink now, poor carefully)
15. Radshoes - infected saison
16. evoo4u - probably a Baltic Porter (will be winter after all)
17. Natdene
18. Bribie G - Midnight Train American Malt Liquor, y'all.
19. Angus - "pick a windae" wee heavy
20. Aydos - Sour imperial barrel aged stout.
21. Robv
22. Benken25. Brewers breaky porter(smoked oatmeal porter with coffee and licorice 6.8%)
23. rokaxe - "Hellfire" Chilli Saison: 4.9% ABV, 27.5 IBU, 8,000,000 scoville - READY TO DRINK.
24. Adr0 - Wheat Doppelbock

Swapping when losers pull out:
1. Smokomark

Attending:
1. Florian
2. Beersuit.
3.
4. LorriSanga - A couple of growlers and gourmet hors d'oeuvres.
5. Bradsbrew- Need to build a serving contraption to outdo whatever Florian turns up with
6. Antiphile
7. Gravity Guru
8. HBHB with a keg of something to ward off the cold
9. LAGERFRENZY - Eric Olthwaite's Blackest Black Pudding
10.
11. GibboQLD
12. tazman67 -Red Session Ale
13. kegs23- a keg of something, mabe a strawberry kettle sour
14. Peege
15, ballantyne - keg of beer
16. CoxR - Session IPA
17. Redman9 - keg of something hopefully drinkable and 10 hr slow cooked pulled pork
18. Menoetes - ESBs & maybe something smoked...

Things to leave at home:
1. A sense of humour
2. Your dignity
3. Seville oranges
4. Big glasses - bring a small one if you want to make the distance
5. Your pants

Food etc:
Cash for pizza
Wood for fire
NickB - I can do Wings again as an early feed?
Liam - 2 x cheese & home made bacon cob loaves
Motabika- Illl bring some pulled pork. Unfortunately won't be done on the smoker but will still be good. I am great at pulling me meat .
Ciderman - maybe pretzels again. They went pretty quickly last time. Keg of Simcoe IIPA coming as well.
Evoo4u - Bringing a uteload of seasoned olive wood pruning offcuts (ideal for a pot belly); also lots of evoo (extra virgin olive oil) to cook with, to dip bread in, make bruscetta with, drink, & even be photographed with (to demonstrate that we're not just a bunch of pisspots, but that we all do really care about healthy eating options!!!)
Dan Barrington - Bringing a keg of Fruit Salad sour. Tasting pretty good

 

[Parks]

I'll take one. Can swap for a red apple Berlinner?

Sure [emoji106]

 

[angus_grant]

update on beer details.
Unfortunately a little over carbed and bottles are as swollen as Angus' balls

It's winter. They won't be as swollen this time.

 

[menoetes]

Twas the day before case swap & all through the bar,
not a brewer was stirring not even Lord Goomba,
Beer glasses and barmats were laid out with care,
Kegs gleaming and shiny; their lines clean and bare,

Then a noise did arise from under a table,
And a figure tried standing as best it was able,
He leaned on the bartop; his eyes all atwinkle,
Who could it be but the swap-host; St Winkle!

That's all I got, it's not even 8am yet... see you lads tomorrow evening.

 

[Parks]

 

[Parks]

Also of note I have 2 x 24 trays of old school XXXX crown seal tallies I can bring free to a good home. Lord Raja Goomba took a heap a few months back so he may be able to vouch for their authenticity (and/or take these ones...)

 

[earle]

Twas the day before case swap & all through the bar,
not a brewer was stirring not even Lord Goomba,
Beer glasses and barmats were laid out with care,
Kegs gleaming and shiny; their lines clean and bare,

Then a noise did arise from under a table,
And a figure tried standing as best it was able,
He leaned on the bartop; his eyes all atwinkle,
Who could it be but the swap-host; St Winkle!

When he awoke the next day he felt something was amiss
He then recalled brewers that were coming to get on the piss
When out in the back carpark there arose such a clatter
Those brewers had forgotten that neighbours did matter

Added a verse for you Meno

 

[angus_grant]

Hey parks,
Despite the pending wife rage, I'll take 24 of the tallies. Just the ticket for aging beers in.
Plus I like serving non-XXXX beer out of them to mess with people.

 

[angus_grant]

PS: get in the bin Friday. You're in the way of my Saturday!!!

 

[Parks]

Hey parks,
Despite the pending wife rage, I'll take 24 of the tallies. Just the ticket for aging beers in.
Plus I like serving non-XXXX beer out of them to mess with people.

Mine are all completely labelless if that saddens you.

 

[CoxR]

**SWAP BEERS ARE TO BE IN 740ml PET PLASTIC BOTTLES ONLY***
Swapping:
1. Winkle - W3031 Acerola Tarwe (Should have some decent age on it by then).
2. Earle - Smoked Rye Farmhouse Ale
3. Brewkid - Biere De Garde
4. madpierre06 - Black Rye IPA
5. Motabika - Lichtenhainer.
6. lukiferj
7. Liam_snorkel - Munich II / US Cascade SMaSH 5.8% ABV
8. Parks - Shiraz Barrel-aged RIS 9.4% ABV tasting ******* delicious.
9. Seehuusen - Resch Extra Stout - with brett
10. Ciderman - Gingerbread Brown Ale 6.0% 35ibu. Ready.
11. Fattox - cherrywood smoked foreign extra stout
12. Lord Raja Goomba I - AIPA or American Bitter (disaster brew day) bottled 03.07.2016
13. NickB - AIPA
14. Dan Barrington - Chilli Brown Ale/ Porter (Drink now, poor carefully)
15. Radshoes - infected saison
16. evoo4u - probably a Baltic Porter (will be winter after all)
17. Natdene
18. Bribie G - Midnight Train American Malt Liquor, y'all.
19. Angus - "pick a windae" wee heavy
20. Aydos - Sour imperial barrel aged stout.
21. Robv
22. Benken25. Brewers breaky porter(smoked oatmeal porter with coffee and licorice 6.8%)
23. rokaxe - "Hellfire" Chilli Saison: 4.9% ABV, 27.5 IBU, 8,000,000 scoville - READY TO DRINK.
24. Adr0 - Wheat Doppelbock

Swapping when losers pull out:
1. Smokomark

Attending:
1. Florian
2. Beersuit.
3.
4. LorriSanga - A couple of growlers and gourmet hors d'oeuvres.
5. Bradsbrew- Need to build a serving contraption to outdo whatever Florian turns up with
6. Antiphile
7. Gravity Guru
8. HBHB with a keg of something to ward off the cold
9. LAGERFRENZY - Eric Olthwaite's Blackest Black Pudding
10.
11. GibboQLD
12. tazman67 -Red Session Ale
13. kegs23- a keg of something, mabe a strawberry kettle sour
14. Peege
15, ballantyne - keg of beer
16. CoxR - Session IPA -- Bloody work has knocked me out of this for the second year in a row.
17. Redman9 - keg of something hopefully drinkable and 10 hr slow cooked pulled pork
18. Menoetes - ESBs & maybe something smoked...

Things to leave at home:
1. A sense of humour
2. Your dignity
3. Seville oranges
4. Big glasses - bring a small one if you want to make the distance
5. Your pants

Food etc:
Cash for pizza
Wood for fire
NickB - I can do Wings again as an early feed?
Liam - 2 x cheese & home made bacon cob loaves
Motabika- Illl bring some pulled pork. Unfortunately won't be done on the smoker but will still be good. I am great at pulling me meat .
Ciderman - maybe pretzels again. They went pretty quickly last time. Keg of Simcoe IIPA coming as well.
Evoo4u - Bringing a uteload of seasoned olive wood pruning offcuts (ideal for a pot belly); also lots of evoo (extra virgin olive oil) to cook with, to dip bread in, make bruscetta with, drink, & even be photographed with (to demonstrate that we're not just a bunch of pisspots, but that we all do really care about healthy eating options!!!)
Dan Barrington - Bringing a keg of Fruit Salad sour. Tasting pretty good

 

[Motabika]

Also of note I have 2 x 24 trays of old school XXXX crown seal tallies I can bring free to a good home. Lord Raja Goomba took a heap a few months back so he may be able to vouch for their authenticity (and/or take these ones...)

I'll give some a good home

 

[Parks]

Excellent. Now I should get my beer into bottles.

F me it's making me thirsty!

:beerbang:

 

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

Authenticity vouched.

As it stands I have too many bottles now and SWMBO wants them up on here or gumtree. Maybe when I get home.

 

[angus_grant]

Mine are all completely labelless if that saddens you.

Some of mine have labels, some have half the label torn off, some have no label.

They still have the little man though.

Anna says I have too many bottles. My reply is generally I have too many empty bottles.

 

[menoetes]

Nice one Earl ☺ Now I'm fed & watered here's a bit more... let's see how many verses we can pull together.

Twas the day before case swap & all through the bar,
not a brewer was stirring not even Lord Goomba,
Beer glasses and barmats were laid out with care,
Kegs gleaming and shiny; their lines clean and bare,

Then a noise did arise from under a table,
And a figure tried standing as best it was able,
He leaned on the bartop; his eyes all atwinkle,
Who could it be but the swap-host; St Winkle!

When he awoke the next day he felt something was amiss
He then recalled brewers that were coming to get on the piss
When out in the back carpark there arose such a clatter
Those brewers had forgotten that neighbours did matter.

St Winkle lept into action when he heard all the noise,
He knew only one thing that would settle the boys,
He grabbed up a pint glass and filled it with care,
Then stepped out the gate and raised it high in the air.

"Come Radshoes, come Bradshoes, come Brewkid & NickB,"
"Come Angus, come Aydos, come Liam & Bribie G!"
"Up on the barstools & up on the table,"
"Fill your glass, fill your glass, fill 'em if you're able."

 

[angus_grant]

Loving it!

 

[lukiferj]

Updated swap beer

**SWAP BEERS ARE TO BE IN 740ml PET PLASTIC BOTTLES ONLY***
Swapping:
1. Winkle - W3031 Acerola Tarwe (Should have some decent age on it by then).
2. Earle - Smoked Rye Farmhouse Ale
3. Brewkid - Biere De Garde
4. madpierre06 - Black Rye IPA
5. Motabika - Lichtenhainer.
6. lukiferj - Rye Hard with a Bitty Smoke
7. Liam_snorkel - Munich II / US Cascade SMaSH 5.8% ABV
8. Parks - Shiraz Barrel-aged RIS 9.4% ABV tasting ******* delicious.
9. Seehuusen - Resch Extra Stout - with brett
10. Ciderman - Gingerbread Brown Ale 6.0% 35ibu. Ready.
11. Fattox - cherrywood smoked foreign extra stout
12. Lord Raja Goomba I - AIPA or American Bitter (disaster brew day) bottled 03.07.2016
13. NickB - AIPA
14. Dan Barrington - Chilli Brown Ale/ Porter (Drink now, poor carefully)
15. Radshoes - infected saison
16. evoo4u - probably a Baltic Porter (will be winter after all)
17. Natdene
18. Bribie G - Midnight Train American Malt Liquor, y'all.
19. Angus - "pick a windae" wee heavy
20. Aydos - Sour imperial barrel aged stout.
21. Robv
22. Benken25. Brewers breaky porter(smoked oatmeal porter with coffee and licorice 6.8%)
23. rokaxe - "Hellfire" Chilli Saison: 4.9% ABV, 27.5 IBU, 8,000,000 scoville - READY TO DRINK.
24. Adr0 - Wheat Doppelbock

Swapping when losers pull out:
1. Smokomark

Attending:
1. Florian
2. Beersuit.
3.
4. LorriSanga - A couple of growlers and gourmet hors d'oeuvres.
5. Bradsbrew- Need to build a serving contraption to outdo whatever Florian turns up with
6. Antiphile
7. Gravity Guru
8. HBHB with a keg of something to ward off the cold
9. LAGERFRENZY - Eric Olthwaite's Blackest Black Pudding
10.
11. GibboQLD
12. tazman67 -Red Session Ale
13. kegs23- a keg of something, mabe a strawberry kettle sour
14. Peege
15, ballantyne - keg of beer
16. CoxR - Session IPA -- Bloody work has knocked me out of this for the second year in a row.
17. Redman9 - keg of something hopefully drinkable and 10 hr slow cooked pulled pork
18. Menoetes - ESBs & maybe something smoked...

Things to leave at home:
1. A sense of humour
2. Your dignity
3. Seville oranges
4. Big glasses - bring a small one if you want to make the distance
5. Your pants

Food etc:
Cash for pizza
Wood for fire
NickB - I can do Wings again as an early feed?
Liam - 2 x cheese & home made bacon cob loaves
Motabika- Illl bring some pulled pork. Unfortunately won't be done on the smoker but will still be good. I am great at pulling me meat .
Ciderman - maybe pretzels again. They went pretty quickly last time. Keg of Simcoe IIPA coming as well.
Evoo4u - Bringing a uteload of seasoned olive wood pruning offcuts (ideal for a pot belly); also lots of evoo (extra virgin olive oil) to cook with, to dip bread in, make bruscetta with, drink, & even be photographed with (to demonstrate that we're not just a bunch of pisspots, but that we all do really care about healthy eating options!!!)
Dan Barrington - Bringing a keg of Fruit Salad sour. Tasting pretty good

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Is Wombil coming? We'll need his clarinet skills as a backing tune for those lyrics