I lost patience and drank Simons Upsized Demon Ale tonight. This concoction slips into your glass deceptively, much like any beer would: its dark amber, a little murky and sporting a comfy little cushion of a head. But dont be deceived this thing is a monster ready to rip your heart out. The head is impressive for such a high alcohol beer, but understandably wears out after a couple of sips. There is a barely audible fart upon opening, pulling that little plastic cork but you wouldnt want this beer bubbly; its carbonated like a barley wine, I think.
First impressions spring from the dominant sweet malty aroma, grainy and alcoholic. It goes deep, like you smell it from your diaphragm. Dont know how to say it but it smells like the Big Dog Brewery. This, by the way, is a good thing.
The sip is gluggy and sweet: a heavy-bodied experience like inhaling warmed cream. Its sweet and vinous, then bready and nourishing, then searingly bitter. Hey it DOES make your teeth hurt! It leaves me feeling warmed and dreamy. I personally love beers like this and this one reminds me it is too long since I made a huge ale.
I wish I had waited for this beer to settle somewhat. It probably wants half a point more carbonation which might come in time. The sweetness could settle a little and the bitterness pull back as well. Those who do wait another 3-6 months are in for a special treat.