Oktoberfest Wenches .. Is It Just Me Or Are They From Another Planet ?

[Sully]

I thought it was the meaning of life & why god loves us :icon_chickcheers:

:icon_cheers:

Paul

AMEN to that....

not that I'm a religious person.... although I thought about starting my own religion - worshiping the almighty Spirit in the Bottle Jack Daniels, but then I found I would have to worship too many other Spirits in Bottles as well because I'm a non biased person - and well it got all too hard.

 

[Bribie G]

Sneaky phone photo in the shopping centre. I bet you do upskirt pictures too!

Yeah I had a German guy tell me not to go to Munich for Oktoberfest, but I'm buggered if I can remember where he said it would be better, Bamberg is not ringing a bell for me.

Bamberg: centre of brewing excellence in Bavaria, location of Weyermann Maltsters, more brewpubs in the city area than anywhere else in Germany, as yet undiscovered by drunken bogan stein waving Yanks :icon_chickcheers:

 

[Malted]

Bamberg: centre of brewing excellence in Bavaria, location of Weyermann Maltsters, more brewpubs in the city area than anywhere else in Germany, as yet undiscovered by drunken bogan stein waving Yanks :icon_chickcheers:

Yeah yeah, Bamberg looks great! But unfortunately the Krauts beat the yanks to it:

The Bamberg breweries suggest that "bachelor parties" not longer be entertained in the brewery restaurants. Unfortunately, there were permanent problems with drunken, roaring and rampaging groups, so that we will be forced to take this step. We regret this action and ask for understanding. On the recommendation of the "Bavarian Hotel and Restaurant Association" In addition, similar restrictions apply in a variety of Bamberg restaurants and pubs. http://www.bierstadt.de/

 

[dougsbrew]

 

[seanokil]

Way too much head send em back!!

 

[bignath]

Just possibly an alien :icon_drool2:

WOW! 6 JUGS!!!

$10 bucks says this thread goes further than the ebay or move to all grain for thirty threads...

 

[MarkBastard]

WOW! 6 JUGS!!!

$10 bucks says this thread goes further than the ebay or move to all grain for thirty threads...

I made a thread like this a few years back and it was deleted by the mods...

 

[Blackapple]

Aliens ay?

I'm off to polish the rocket! :icon_drool2:

 

[Malted]

From what internets translation can make sense of it: "That's why you keep the beer on the bottom shelf of the fridge"

 

[Malted]

 

[Fodder]

I'm off to polish the rocket! :icon_drool2:

Is that the same as spanking the monkey, choking the chicken etc etc...

 

[WarmBeer]

Is that the same as spanking the monkey, choking the chicken etc etc...

Same as...

# A big date with Rosy Palms
# A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
# Adjusting the antenna
# Adjusting your set
# Answering the Bone-A-Phone
# Applying the hand brake
# Arguing with Henry Longfellow
# Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
# Asking for a second opinion (your second head)
# Assault on a friendly weapon
# Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
# Attending to the throb knob needs
# Auditioning the hand puppet
# Backstroke roulette
# Badgering the witness
# Baiting your hook
# Ball slappin' fun
# Bangin' your bacon
# Banging one out
# Banging the Cyclops
# Bashing the Bishop
# Bashing the candle
# Bashing the pear
# Basting the ham
# Batting practice
# Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
# Beatin' Bobby
# Beating Bob and the twins
# Beating Jack
# Beating off
# Beating the bait
# Beating the balloon
# Beating the balogna
# Beating the beagle
# Beating the bed flute
# Beating the Bishop
# Beating the dummy
# Beating the **** out of your best friend
# Beating the goat
# Beating the old man
# Beating the pud
# Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
# Beating the snake
# Beating the snot outta Rotney
# Beating the snotty end of my **** stick
# Beating the stick
# Beating your meat
# Beef-stroke-it-off
# Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
# Being rough with the sex stick
# Being your own best friend
# Belaboring the obvious
# Biffing off
# Bleeding the weed
# Blowing your load
# Blowing your own horn
# Bludgeoning the beefsteak
# Blue-ball buster
# Blueball baseball
# Bobbing your boloney
# Bonging your shlong
# Booting up the hard drive
# Boppin' your bologna
# Bopping Richard
# Bopping the baloney
# Bopping the bishop
# Bopping the Bonzo
# Bouncing the bunny
# Boxing Oscar
# Boxing Oscar in the closet
# Boxing the bald champ
# Boxing the clown
# Boxing the Jesuit
# Boxing the Jesuit and getting cockroaches
# Boxing the one-eyed clown
# Boxing the trouser mouse
# Boxing with Richard
# Breaking the fish tank
# Buckin' it
# Buffin' the bishop
# Buffing my wand
# Buffing the banana
# Buffing the rifle
# Buffing the wood
# Buffing your nuts
# Buggering your hand
# Bunning your hot dog
# Burning off a few calories
# Burping the baby
# Burping the worm
# Busting a nut
# Buttering your corn

... and that's just A to B

 

[going down a hill]

Same as...


... and that's just A to B

Is that off the top of your head?

 

[WarmBeer]

Is that off the top of your head?

Yes, I'm a frickin' masturbatory euphemism Rain-Man.

I wouldn't stoop to using Google, like anybody else

 

[Nibbo]

From what internets translation can make sense of it: "That's why you keep the beer on the bottom shelf of the fridge"

Whipped Cream on the door...mmnn Whipped.

 

[Blackapple]

Same as...

# A big date with Rosy Palms
# A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
# Adjusting the antenna
# Adjusting your set
# Answering the Bone-A-Phone
# Applying the hand brake
# Arguing with Henry Longfellow
# Arm-wrestling the purple-headed stormtrooper
# Asking for a second opinion (your second head)
# Assault on a friendly weapon
# Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
# Attending to the throb knob needs
# Auditioning the hand puppet
# Backstroke roulette
# Badgering the witness
# Baiting your hook
# Ball slappin' fun
# Bangin' your bacon
# Banging one out
# Banging the Cyclops
# Bashing the Bishop
# Bashing the candle
# Bashing the pear
# Basting the ham
# Batting practice
# Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger
# Beatin' Bobby
# Beating Bob and the twins
# Beating Jack
# Beating off
# Beating the bait
# Beating the balloon
# Beating the balogna
# Beating the beagle
# Beating the bed flute
# Beating the Bishop
# Beating the dummy
# Beating the **** out of your best friend
# Beating the goat
# Beating the old man
# Beating the pud
# Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
# Beating the snake
# Beating the snot outta Rotney
# Beating the snotty end of my **** stick
# Beating the stick
# Beating your meat
# Beef-stroke-it-off
# Being a virtuoso of the skin flute
# Being rough with the sex stick
# Being your own best friend
# Belaboring the obvious
# Biffing off
# Bleeding the weed
# Blowing your load
# Blowing your own horn
# Bludgeoning the beefsteak
# Blue-ball buster
# Blueball baseball
# Bobbing your boloney
# Bonging your shlong
# Booting up the hard drive
# Boppin' your bologna
# Bopping Richard
# Bopping the baloney
# Bopping the bishop
# Bopping the Bonzo
# Bouncing the bunny
# Boxing Oscar
# Boxing Oscar in the closet
# Boxing the bald champ
# Boxing the clown
# Boxing the Jesuit
# Boxing the Jesuit and getting cockroaches
# Boxing the one-eyed clown
# Boxing the trouser mouse
# Boxing with Richard
# Breaking the fish tank
# Buckin' it
# Buffin' the bishop
# Buffing my wand
# Buffing the banana
# Buffing the rifle
# Buffing the wood
# Buffing your nuts
# Buggering your hand
# Bunning your hot dog
# Burning off a few calories
# Burping the baby
# Burping the worm
# Busting a nut
# Buttering your corn

... and that's just A to B

Too much time on your hands.
Or is that in your hands! :icon_cheers:

 

[[email protected]]

Yes, I'm a frickin' masturbatory euphemism Rain-Man.

That's f@cking funny...

 

[Cannibal Smurf]

Whipped Cream on the door...mmnn Whipped.

Last time this pic came up, I was the only one that saw the whipped cream in the door....then you look a little to the right and know exactly where to use the whipped cream

 

[newguy]

Gotta admit, Oktoberfest was on the to do list for me at one stage. Then one year we arrived in Munich right at the tail end.
The crowds - even in Munich - were unbelievable. The whole thing seemed like a tacky tourist trap Disneyland for pissheads. If that's your bag, go for it.
Maby I'm a just a miserable ****, and I'm sure others have visited and had the time of their lives, but for me there were far better beer drinking experiences to be had in Germany than being shoulder charged buy some twat desperately looking for a gap in the crowd to projectile vomit half their bodyweight in partially digested Weisswurst and helles.

Tomorrow will be exactly one year to the day that the wife and I headed to Munich for Oktoberfest. Although my experience there was better than yours, it's not an event I'd go out of my way to attend again. I have no regrets, though - it's just that I hate crowds. And make no mistake, Oktoberfest is crowded. Even trying to find a table in any restaurant or pub in Munich outside of the Theresienwiese during that time was very very difficult. From Munich we headed to Dusseldorf for a day, then Koln for a day. Those two cities each deserve at least 3 days, if not 4. They were both much more enjoyable, and the people were fantastic. ...Not that the people in Munich weren't great - everyone we met or interacted with on our trip were helpful and friendly - it's just that they weren't the tourist trap that Munich was. Not sure what the Australian equivalent would be, but in Canada it would be Banff national park. Really nice place, wonderful to visit, but it's just a huge tourist trap. Crowded, expensive, filled with foreigners (so you can't really get a taste of the local culture). Munich reminded me of Banff.

If I return to Germany (and I will), it will be for at least 3 weeks. I'd visit Dusseldorf and Koln again for sure, and I want to see Bamberg, Frankfurt, Berlin, and Hamburg. I'm sure I'd come up with other places to see, but these spring immediately to mind.

 

[Malted]