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[drew9242]

Wank Sack

 

[Cocko]

Nut Weasel.

 

[dmac80]

Poon taco

 

[bum]

 

[Dave70]

I once sat through a Tori Amos show with my wife (who was then my girlfriend) - including the opener - at the opera house.
You cant get a beer and bring it back to your seat.
Tori was a child prodigy and far more artistic then I was use to.

I understand this mans relief / passion.

 

[mikec]

3 x Perlick flow-control taps ordered, yee-ha.
Time to remove about 9 metres of line from inside the kegerator.
It's gonna be weird having taps that don't stick shut after a few days.

 

[bum]

First brewday in months.

Don't think I fucked anything up either.

 

[petesbrew]

First brewday in months.

Don't think I fucked anything up either.

Gotta love those brewdays.

 

[Bizier]

There was a film clip on Rage this morning which used hand puppets. It reminded me of how much I liked watching The Sooty Show as a kid.


As an adult, I interpret the meaning of a hand puppet emerging from below the table and whispering something about his plumbing... differently.

 

[Bribie G]

What you can buy for a Hundred Billion Dollars in Zimbabwe.

 

[bconnery]

First brewday in months.

Don't think I fucked anything up either.

First brew day in months. Did **** something up...
Forgot that my newish mash tun has a tendency to stick if I'm not careful.
Drained the bugger and dug around the garage for some spare parts and the sparge drained nicely...

 

[petesbrew]

Defrosted the beerfridge last night.
Removing all the wine, beer, hops, yeast cultures, keg... hang on, how light is this keg? Uh oh. I only started drinking from it in late november!!!
Disconnected the gas & hose in effort to save the remainder for a party this weekend.

 

[Dave70]

What you can buy for a Hundred Billion Dollars in Zimbabwe.

Three eggs and a manicure?

 

[Bizier]

A few months ago I rehydrated some EC1118 and never followed through the thing I was going to do with it. Lallemand say to not store rehydrated. Mine has been sitting on top of my keg fridge since the start of Aug.

Today I tipped it down the sink.

I should have worn a gas respirator. :icon_vomit:

 

[brettprevans]

I pretty much loath xmas. So sitting at a prinary scgool carols thing is fkn torture for me. And its alc free of cpurse. Im so hlaf my alc lemonade looks like traditional softdrink. Into a 1.25L tonic water bottle and pasing it off as softdrink.
Thabk CFSM for miracles

 

[argon]

I pretty much loath xmas. So sitting at a prinary scgool carols thing is fkn torture for me. And its alc free of cpurse. Im so hlaf my alc lemonade looks like traditional softdrink. Into a 1.25L tonic water bottle and pasing it off as softdrink.
Thabk CFSM for miracles

I love reading your posts... they're like fun little riddles.

You get to then end... "Oh that's what he was trying to say!"

 

[manticle]

Never been hlaf then Argon?

I'm so hlaf my onion jam is a salve for chilbains.

Should start an 'I'm so hlaf' thread.

 

[manticle]

Wank Sack

Nut smurf

 

[brettprevans]

I love reading your posts... they're like fun little riddles.

You get to then end... "Oh that's what he was trying to say!"

Glad i can spread joy.

 

[warra48]

Question: Who won the golf at my club today?

Answer: warra48

And he :lol: did it with a magnificent score of 44 Stableford points.