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Lecterfan
Yeast, unleashed in the East...
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This joint is on fire today. I don't think I've previously laughed from/at internet comments quite as much as I have today. Other than that, things in life generally suck a bit at the moment so this ******** is a welcome distraction.
WarmBeer
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Lecterfan
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Haha! It was great voyeurism while it lasted. Alas...
Maybe a thread bagging out all the top recipes in the db and then neglect to say that I brewed them all with 8kgs of raw sugar, treated my water with 500gms bicarb soda and used dog **** and crushed up garlic and pepper papadums for bittering (sometimes adding slices of rye bread for spiciness). Brewed in a duffelcoat in a pigs stomach. "These fucken recipes are useless maaayte". Then I'll go back to drinking some decent 'Belgium Largers'.
Still, all of my first series of posts were completely useless, so my laughter has an uneasy sense of ironic, self-referential empathy to it.
brettprevans
HB so good, it will raise the dead
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any reason we can add new recipes to the recipe DB???
TasChris
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How come I happen to be doing work when ever something exciting happens. I mean what are the chances when you consider how little I do and how much time I spend on AHB?
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Chris
Lecterfan
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Haha, not so much exciting as absurd. :blink: Good fun though.
glenwal
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Should become eaiser to spot when the_new_amber_quench starts posting.
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Must have been quite a day at the ol' shitfights. Not only am I a beer snob, music snob, music gear snob, bit of a food snob, probably a snob in other areas I'm not aware of, today I found out I'm a recycling snob when I informed a co worker while stripping cable that my skills were wasted on something of such insignificant weight as the cable he offered to me. Choice snobbery.
glenwal
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Nyuck nyuck nyuck, but it looked like you had trouble spotting it...
Would have to be the most fun i'd had at work in a long time
brettprevans
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No one got a clue???
manticle
Standing up for the Aussie Bottler
I just got distracted by the sound of two cats fighting and went outside to see if one of my two was involved.
Sure enough my older bigger one jumped out of a tree, followed by another black and white cat.
Meanwhile a little old lady is busy trying to sic her dog onto my cat which action she follows by throwing something at the cat.
Cat screams off back to the house, narrowly missed by a car and old lady goes back to her house with dog and other cat.
I take a closer look at what she hurled at my cat - it's a rock the size of a human palm.
I take the rock and go to the house, (front yard is covered in rocks so I know I've got the right one) knock on the door and wait. A much younger lady comes to the door and asks if she can help me. I say 'I thought I'd return the rock your mother thought would be a good idea to throw at my cat'.
Her answer? 'We've got three cats ourselves"
'So why would you throw a rock at one?'
'Well it keeps coming into our yard. I'm not sure what's wrong'.
Just found a neighbour I don't care for after 6 years living here. We solve problems by throwing hefty rocks at small animals. **** I hate people sometimes.
Sure enough my older bigger one jumped out of a tree, followed by another black and white cat.
Meanwhile a little old lady is busy trying to sic her dog onto my cat which action she follows by throwing something at the cat.
Cat screams off back to the house, narrowly missed by a car and old lady goes back to her house with dog and other cat.
I take a closer look at what she hurled at my cat - it's a rock the size of a human palm.
I take the rock and go to the house, (front yard is covered in rocks so I know I've got the right one) knock on the door and wait. A much younger lady comes to the door and asks if she can help me. I say 'I thought I'd return the rock your mother thought would be a good idea to throw at my cat'.
Her answer? 'We've got three cats ourselves"
'So why would you throw a rock at one?'
'Well it keeps coming into our yard. I'm not sure what's wrong'.
Just found a neighbour I don't care for after 6 years living here. We solve problems by throwing hefty rocks at small animals. **** I hate people sometimes.
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manticle
Standing up for the Aussie Bottler
manticle
Standing up for the Aussie Bottler
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