No Topic Thread

[pk.sax]

PS:

I will be around, just not posting for a bit/again... lost my swagger a little.

Please PS yourself for me.

Also I need to concentrate on getting the Mrs to give me BJ again, this dry run is hurting.

I think he meant PostScript, so there :unsure:

 

[Dave70]

When did we start saying 'sofa'?

 

[jlm]

When did we start saying 'sofa'?

I call mine tv room bed.

 

[Muggus]

When did we start saying 'sofa'?

Never called them sofas personally. Definately a couch man.

A sofa sounds like it oughta be some sort of designer piece of furniture in some rich business executives bachelor pad on the 25th floor of their inner city appartment. The sorta thing that looks more fashionable than comfortable or practical.

Whereas a couch sounds like something rather comforting, but perhaps maybe the slightest big daggy and outdated. The sorta thing you can crash on.
Never had I heard the phrase "You can crash on my sofa"...you can't crash on sofas. Maybe sofa beds, but you can't exactly crash on one of them either...requires some sort of assembling and then you "sleep" on it, rather than crash...

Maybe I overanalysed this a bit too much...

 

[jlm]

The bling started to roll in at work today:


Shame its all for making yoghurt.

 

[dougsbrew]

nice bling, that much stainless is brewers porn.. hehe..

 

[brettprevans]

Massive alergic reaction again. Im dying.

Missus recons im full of it. Jokes on her when I cark it during the night.

 

[manticle]

When did we start saying 'sofa'?

Soon after we started describing paint colours as 'salmon', 'avocado' and 'aubergine'. Fortunately now we've moved onto 'tranquility cerulean' and 'emotionally gut wrenchingly, mentally unsound black'.

So the new description is 'Sliding Orthopaedic Reclination Tranquility encouragement Device' ..............





or SORTED.

If only I could make up a witty anagram from '******' and 'mate', we all would be.

 

[Dave70]

If only I could make up a witty anagram from '******' and 'mate', we all would be.

That's a toughie.


I've been attempting to develop a Haiku for ages but can't seem to work '******' into the change of seasons within the allotted five syllables.

 

[Airgead]

That's a toughie.


I've been attempting to develop a Haiku for ages but can't seem to work '******' into the change of seasons within the allotted five syllables.

Autumn leaves changing
Shards of red and gold, falling
****** beautiful.

 

[Dave70]

Autumn leaves changing
Shards of red and gold, falling
****** beautiful.

Ha.. Ha... Ha.. Ha.. Ha...

 

[Airgead]

Warm weather ending,
****** chilly this morning.
Better wear a coat.

 

[Airgead]

Lovely autumn day
Seen through the office window.
Can't be ****** working.

 

[Airgead]

Golden afternoon.
Day passes by behind glass.
Wish I was brewing.

Ok.. no swear words but I'm on a roll.

 

[petesbrew]

I'm not familiar with Haiku (quick glance off wiki at the rules), so I hope this works.

Nice stroll in the sun
Oh no a ******* chugger
May I punch you, sir?

edit: added swearword

 

[Airgead]

I'm not familiar with Haiku (quick glance off wiki at the rules), so I hope this works.

Nice stroll in the sun
Oh no a ******* chugger
May I punch you, sir?

edit: added swearword

Introspective mood
Shadows lengthen on the ground.
I could use a beer.

 

[manticle]

Going to see the pogues
Tonight at festival Hall
Can't ******' wait.

Next challenge:

Write a haiku in gaelic incorporating the phrase "pg mo thin"

 

[Airgead]

Going to see the pogues
Tonight at festival Hall
Can't ******' wait.

Next challenge:

Write a haiku in gaelic incorporating the phrase "pg mo thin"

You're one syllable short on the last line...

 

[manticle]

Cannot ****** wait would do it but so would pg mo thin.


Haiku schmaiku.

 

[pk.sax]

I think I am thinking impaired starting beer o clock. That was 5 minutes ago.