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[Clutch]

Not surprising realty seeing that little tart Abi Tucker is doing the voice of Hootabelle. Spoils the whole witty interplay and dynamic between Giggle and Hoot in my opinion.

I plan on writing a strongly worded e-mail (IN CAPS LOCK) to the ABC drawing attention to the fact that the Hoot / Giggle residence looks suspiciously like a less savory establishment.

I have it on good authority that all Aunty employees are a bunch of leftist metrosexuals and hard line feminists.
Expect to see Hoot launch the night watch from a modest inner city flat shortly.
The Giggle mobile will now be a convertible Prius rather than that national socialistic inspired Peoples car.
Yeah - you thought we missed that one didn't you ABC. What a ******* cheek..

 

[petesbrew]

Son's preschool daybook
What's in your backyard?
While other kids come out with a pool, flowers, swings, carrots growing in the garden, he replies with "Cars and Paint"

Fantastic... now I sound like a hillbilly. At least the crates of empties are out of site. :icon_drunk:

 

[Clutch]

What if you grew hops?
"Tall plants that look funny and have sticky flowers that smell".

 

[petesbrew]

What if you grew hops?
"Tall plants that look funny and have sticky flowers that smell".

I do have a vine. It only gets attention from the wife though. "You cut down the jasmine and put that in!"

 

[Pollux]

My daughter was asked at daycare what her daddy does for work. Her response was "He works at the casino taking money off silly people"........


At least she didn't tell people I was a dealer, that could have made for an entertaining conversation.

 

[brettprevans]

bottulism raises its head everywhere

http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/cuisine...0211-1svqy.html
Can I make my own garlic-infused oil?
YES and no. Yes, you can take some good extra-virgin olive oil, gently heat it and add crushed garlic. Allow the garlic to infuse the oil for 15 minutes or so, never letting the garlic cook or the oil get hot. You can also add hard-leaf herbs, such as thyme and rosemary. Strain the oil and pour over steamed vegetables. When cool, pour into a jar and keep in the fridge for up to a week. But never take a clove of raw garlic and stuff it into a bottle and cover with oil. This creates an anaerobic or air-free environment - perfect for raising Clostridium botulinum, a bacterium that creates a botulism-causing toxin.

 

[Lecterfan]

Righto. Well that's three pubs in Ballarat I've been kicked out of. I though smuggling in a LC Rogers' would've been more of a friendly suggestion rather than an act of aggression...

 

[Airgead]

Righto. Well that's three pubs in Ballarat I've been kicked out of. I though smuggling in a LC Rogers' would've been more of a friendly suggestion rather than an act of aggression...

What's with the poofter drink? VB not good enough fer yer?

 

[manticle]

I hate smart phones.

 

[bum]

I like the phones just dandy - I just hate how people won't leave them in their pocket.

Oh? Your game of Words With Friends needs attention? How about you pay attention to your game of Out To Dinner With Friends, douche-nozzle?

 

[manticle]

Actually I hate touch screens altogether. They are up there with predictive text - never know or do what I actually want but pretend they know what that is better than I do.

Only microsoft word formatting is remotely as annoying.

Hopefully convincing the eager indian guy at **** vodaphone (how do you take over a good network [3] which has good range and reception and make it the crappest ever?) to give me a new sim card for my old, small, fits in one hand and has buttons I can feel and press, handset, very soon.

There is nothing on my stupid galaxy samsung ******* that has done me any favours since I got it. Piece of ****. I just want a ******* phone, not a walk in lounge room with automatic windows, marshmallow warmer and swedish massage. Wouldn't mind those things if they actually worked but they are elusive promises, whispers of sweet nothings in the night, tender strokes across a thigh that doesn't exist.

That's the biggest white whine I've had all week.



Fast forward to 1:09 and take special note at about 1:42.

 

[jyo]

I brew in my garage.

With the door up.

With my music blaring.

Not a bogan. Okay?

Where I live my stereo would be missing and some **** would be dragging my brew rig (possible meth lab) down the road.

 

[Fish13]

Where I live my stereo would be missing and some **** would be dragging my brew rig (possible meth lab) down the road.

Lol i am surprised you haven't already been raided!!! and the news headlines saying another deathlab found in armadale.

 

[browndog]

Actually I hate touch screens altogether. They are up there with predictive text - never know or do what I actually want but pretend they know what that is better than I do.

Only microsoft word formatting is remotely as annoying.

Hopefully convincing the eager indian guy at **** vodaphone (how do you take over a good network [3] which has good range and reception and make it the crappest ever?) to give me a new sim card for my old, small, fits in one hand and has buttons I can feel and press, handset, very soon.

There is nothing on my stupid galaxy samsung ******* that has done me any favours since I got it. Piece of ****. I just want a ******* phone, not a walk in lounge room with automatic windows, marshmallow warmer and swedish massage. Wouldn't mind those things if they actually worked but they are elusive promises, whispers of sweet nothings in the night, tender strokes across a thigh that doesn't exist.

That's the biggest white whine I've had all week.



Fast forward to 1:09 and take special note at about 1:42.

I have this crossword helper app on my galaxy that is awesome. Its the most useful app yet made.

 

[Fish13]

don't you hate it when you puick up a bottle of home brew and expect it to be the good **** you brewed last month to find its the dodgy clone you did last year.

fml

 

[goomboogo]

don't you hate it when you puick up a bottle of home brew and expect it to be the good **** you brewed last month to find its the dodgy clone you did last year.

fml

Why did you clone a dodgy beer?

 

[yardy]

Actually I hate touch screens altogether. They are up there with predictive text - never know or do what I actually want but pretend they know what that is better than I do.

Only microsoft word formatting is remotely as annoying.

Hopefully convincing the eager indian guy at **** vodaphone (how do you take over a good network [3] which has good range and reception and make it the crappest ever?) to give me a new sim card for my old, small, fits in one hand and has buttons I can feel and press, handset, very soon.

There is nothing on my stupid galaxy samsung ******* that has done me any favours since I got it. Piece of ****. I just want a ******* phone, not a walk in lounge room with automatic windows, marshmallow warmer and swedish massage. Wouldn't mind those things if they actually worked but they are elusive promises, whispers of sweet nothings in the night, tender strokes across a thigh that doesn't exist.

That's the biggest white whine I've had all week.



Fast forward to 1:09 and take special note at about 1:42.

got an N8 that's been a good phone so far, welding and grinding with it in your pocket seems to have had no adverse effects on it, go nokia or go home is my mantra.
well... it's not really my mantra, i've been awake for 23 hours due to just finishing my first night-shift so i'm prone to mantra exaggeration.

 

[bum]

Why did you clone a dodgy beer?

Hey, man! DSGA is a very popular recipe!

 

[pk.sax]

Whippee

 

[jakethedog]

I like the phones just dandy - I just hate how people won't leave them in their pocket.

Oh? Your game of Words With Friends needs attention? How about you pay attention to your game of Out To Dinner With Friends, douche-nozzle?

Took the wife out for lunch yesterday. I said "gee isn't it nice that we 3 are out for lunch". She got the hint and put the phone away.