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My turn for a rant.

I don't think its contained to the instant gratification issue either. The internet IMO is responsible for breeding a new kind of fuckwit who is unable to make the most simple decisions without consulting their online friends or a forum or whatever, getting a group consensus before tackling the complex issue at hand (which shoe to put on first, do I need an umbrella today, ect). I'm pretty tolerant of CM2's gripes listed above but the ones that shit me are when someone needs to know whether to add 1% of whatever to the mash or similar. I'm blowing it out of proportion a bit, but why not have a stab at it and find out for yourself?

Rant off. Just checking my driver's license for my DOB, yep 32 going on 53.
I hear ya brother 30 going on 60

Plus I hate seeing such a resourse as AHB turned into dribble. I like single source of truth all wrapped up in a nice tight little package.

But it's ok. I've found a co2 bulb and I have beer again!!!!
 
Lets see how he likes them apples...
You might be wanting one of these...
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****. Realization... Maybe I'm the new pistol patch?....Not that's necessarily a bad thing...,
 
**** twitter. Nobody cares, you ego driven asshole.

**** facebook. More photos taken on a phone at arms length - make some real friends shit head.

**** SMS language. Stop slaughtering English and use whole words like you were taught.

**** emoticons. Learn to articulate speech using real words like a grown up.

**** abbreviations like lol, omg, gr8 ect. You sound like you channeling a 14 year old girl.

**** anybody who who goes to a concert and spends the entire time with their arm raised recording the show on their i phone.

**** i phone's. You know you don't really need one. Stop trying to impress people - wanker.

**** - I can't think of anything else that pisses me off - for now..


Ahhhh...

Wow! I really do feel better!!

Maby we need a specific rant thread to combat stress?
 
**** twitter. Nobody cares, you ego driven asshole.

**** facebook. More photos taken on a phone at arms length - make some real friends shit head.

**** SMS language. Stop slaughtering English and use whole words like you were taught.

**** emoticons. Learn to articulate speech using real words like a grown up.

**** abbreviations like lol, omg, gr8 ect. You sound like you channeling a 14 year old girl.

**** anybody who who goes to a concert and spends the entire time with their arm raised recording the show on their i phone.

**** i phone's. You know you don't really need one. Stop trying to impress people - wanker.

**** - I can't think of anything else that pisses me off - for now..


Ahhhh...

Wow! I really do feel better!!

Maby we need a specific rant thread to combat stress?

TL;DR - Dave70 hates stuff
 
**** retractable Dog leashes. Those dog owners PISS me off to no end. You and your furry little shit don't own the ******* footpath.
 
Why does golf have to be so difficult?

Never, in the sphere of human endeavour, has an activity been created which frustrates so many over so many hours.

As you can gather, I didn't have the best of days at golf today.

Travelling to Newcastle tomorrow. Will need to go through my BeerSmith inventory this evening to figure what I need to get from MHB.
 
Why is it that any TV show depicting West of the Blue Mountains, Kilcoy, or Biloela has to be accompanied by stupid American style twangy bottle-neck guitar music? I have yet to encounter anyone even playing bottle neck guitar in Australia ( you know the stuff.... here at the Cattle Station in the red center twang twang twang boing, as Nathan and Troy muster the steers into the creek bed.....twang boing boing...... the ute looks like it has done an axle .......twang twing boing boing (fading boing with refrain)

You might as well play frantic banjo music to label the subjects of the documentary as hick outback bogan. Look these people are controlling their cattle from their laptops using satnav collars on the stock and round up using helicopter contractors. Get fn real. I think this stupid cliche started with the bush tucker man,

Actually BTM is really good quality twangy stuff, so maybe not a best example and I like it, but it's really degenerated in the last decade or so to a stupid Australian Cringe cliche.

My 2c anyway

twang twang twang :rolleyes:

edit: look I'm not saying it's unattractive, just that bagpipes or honky tonk piano music would have as much relevance to the Aussie Bush.
 
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Shit is epic.

(**** people who drop "epic" in conversation)

[EDIT: Horrendous song and I was NOT searching for it or anything similar.]
 
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Shit is epic.

(**** people who drop "epic" in conversation)

[EDIT: Horrendous song and I was NOT searching for it or anything similar.]



that is good!!! reminds me of this one...

12 punch combos are OK i guess
 
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Shit is epic.



True dat!

man this kid RRrooooocks!!! "I pledge allegiance to the band, of MR SHNEEBLY"

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I can't decide whcih one was better

or


if you endured the above...


reminds me of:
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Why is it that any TV show depicting West of the Blue Mountains, Kilcoy, or Biloela has to be accompanied by stupid American style twangy bottle-neck guitar music? I have yet to encounter anyone even playing bottle neck guitar in Australia ( you know the stuff.... here at the Cattle Station in the red center twang twang twang boing, as Nathan and Troy muster the steers into the creek bed.....twang boing boing...... the ute looks like it has done an axle .......twang twing boing boing (fading boing with refrain)

You might as well play frantic banjo music to label the subjects of the documentary as hick outback bogan. Look these people are controlling their cattle from their laptops using satnav collars on the stock and round up using helicopter contractors. Get fn real. I think this stupid cliche started with the bush tucker man,

Actually BTM is really good quality twangy stuff, so maybe not a best example and I like it, but it's really degenerated in the last decade or so to a stupid Australian Cringe cliche.

My 2c anyway

twang twang twang :rolleyes:

edit: look I'm not saying it's unattractive, just that bagpipes or honky tonk piano music would have as much relevance to the Aussie Bush.

Cracks me up, Bribie! :lol:
 
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