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[Airgead]

Yup, same ones.
Next time I'm finding an excuse not to be here when they are!

Or at least making sure you have no beer ready when they arrive...

Though you probably need the beer yourself to cope...

Just make sure you're draining the last glass when they show up. You'll be nice and relaxed. They can't pinch your beer. Winners all round.

Cheers
Dave

 

[nathanR]

you could make/save an infected brew for there arrival next year :icon_vomit:

they might be a little more hesitant to have a drink next time they arrive

 

[petesbrew]

you could make/save an infected brew for there arrival next year :icon_vomit:

they might be a little more hesitant to have a drink next time they arrive

Buy a few bottles of cheap arse cleanskin wine, or a goonbag, and mutter thinks like "had a few infections in the brewery of late" or "DON'T OPEN THAT FRIDGE! I've had 3 bottle bombs go off in it in the past 2 days, and I need to disarm the rest."

 

[.DJ.]

Yeah, some time back before The Internationalist turned them into the Australian Eagles.

:wacko:

One day, JUST one day, it would be nice to see something positive from your keyboard! :icon_cheers:

 

[bum]

Why does it bother you?

 

[.DJ.]

it ammuses me more than anything... :icon_cheers:

 

[bum]

Then we're both happy?

 

[MVZOOM]

Buy a few bottles of cheap arse cleanskin wine, or a goonbag, and mutter thinks like "had a few infections in the brewery of late" or "DON'T OPEN THAT FRIDGE! I've had 3 bottle bombs go off in it in the past 2 days, and I need to disarm the rest."

Just walk around in dirty undies. Ranting. That'll sort it out.

 

[petesbrew]

Just walk around in dirty undies. Ranting. That'll sort it out.

Leave the toilet door open when you use it.

 

[warra48]

Leave the toilet door open when you use it.

That won't work.
She saw me naked coming out of the bathroom once. Didn't seem to shock her.

 

[petesbrew]

That won't work.
She saw me naked coming out of the bathroom once. Didn't seem to shock her.

And "laying some cable for optus" wouldn't?

 

[bum]

No wonder everyone is so upset about the current broadband "roll-out".

 

[Katherine]

That won't work.
She saw me naked coming out of the bathroom once. Didn't seem to shock her.

maybe infected beer and horrible food then.... they have it to good!

 

[petesbrew]

maybe infected beer and horrible food then.... they have it to good!

And feed that little pug something that makes him fart lots. Bone's do the trick don't they?

 

[Katherine]

And feed that little pug something that makes him fart lots. Bone's do the trick don't they?

give them the pug LOL!

 

[goomboogo]

give them the pug LOL!

What, after all the money spent on vet bills in the past 12 months.

 

[bum]

Just saw the Facebook page of a 14yo niece on SWMBO's side.

So, uh, your interests are "drug smuggling" and "spooning", hey? WTF happened to Pokemon or whatever the shit kids like?

 

[Silo Ted]

WTF happened to Pokemon or whatever the shit kids like?

You heard of "Disney on Ice"? Well, Pokemon started using crack.

Whatever happenned to kids riding around the neigbourhood on their bikes?

 

[Newbiebrewer]

You heard of "Disney on Ice"? Well, Pokemon started using crack.

Whatever happenned to kids riding around the neigbourhood on their bikes?

Those days died with the invention of the internets

 

[argon]

Access to proxy servers just got blocked at work... Dammit!! :angry: