How Do I Make A Crook Brew

[die sudhausanlage]

Normell how about getting a shitty old fermenter and putting a Kmart brew down with 2 parts fresh water and 1 part dunny water. Right after a big night on the curry preferably.
Then bottle it and tell them the kegs are down due to lack of gas.

D

 

[normell]

Thanks Guys
I think Weizguy's come close to the answer
I'll brew some porters, old's or black ale's, the colour will hopefully put them off a bit. Maybe not filtering might help too. <_<
I don't want to turn them off homebrew, quite the opposite really, only want to be able to get a keg or two in front.
Trying to get them to help on brew days would be like trying to get the sun to set in the east :blink:
A bit of chain, and a lock on the tap might have to do, but the Telstra bloke has bolt cutters :angry:
Normell

 

[Weizguy]

A bit of chain, and a lock on the tap might have to do, but the Telstra bloke has bolt cutters :angry:
Normell

[post="47152"][/post]​

Normell,
Do you have any police friends, whom you could convince to have a quiet word with the Telstra dude regarding the illegality of using boltcutters on your fridge to enable him (it's a him, isn't it?) to steal your precious beer.

Maybe a set of house rules on the fridge door:
1. No unsupervised beer consumption.
2. No boltcutters.
3. Regular consumers will be asked to contribute to the ongoing brewery costs.
4. No take-aways
5. No megaswill.
6. Leaving nudie magazines for the brewer is encouraged (* optional)
etc...

Party on, Norm :beerbang:
Seth out

 

[normell]

A bit of chain, and a lock on the tap might have to do, but the Telstra bloke has bolt cutters :angry:
Normell

[post="47152"][/post]​

Maybe a set of house rules on the fridge door:
1. No unsupervised beer consumption.
2. No boltcutters.
3. Regular consumers will be asked to contribute to the ongoing brewery costs.
4. No take-aways
5. No megaswill.
6. Leaving nudie magazines for the brewer is encouraged (* optional)
etc...

Party on, Norm :beerbang:
Seth out

[post="47158"][/post]​

Thanks Weizguy,
Sign is made allready.
Normell

 

[thehipone]

Sounds like someone needs to make up a batch of pruno

 

[Tim]

thehipone Posted Today, 01:43 PM
Sounds like someone needs to make up a batch of pruno


pruno or porno????

 

[thehipone]

Pruno. It's prison alcohol made from smashed up oranges and ketchup and fermented using whatever yeast want to eat up the sugar. Don't have the link on how to make it handy, but should be able to google it.