Help me stitch up a mate

[Superoo]

G'day to All,

A mate stitched me up big time a few months ago, with the xxxx island text message, and I fell for it hook line & sinker... spewin.
He's telling everyone and loving every minute of it (as I would).

I need to bide my time and get back at the *******, but he's got his guard up, so I'm looking for some ideas that he just won't see coming.

I've tried and tried to think of something, but coming up blank.

If you have any idea's to stitch up a rough as guts wheat n sheep cockie who won't stop bloody laughing, I would love to hear them.

I would appreciate any ideas.

cheers,
Chris

 

[Mr. No-Tip]

What are some of his hobbies, habits, hangouts. Where does he work?

This kind of social engineering requires some insider info

 

[Liam_snorkel]

order something humorous under his name to his workplace..

"ooh a package, I must have ordered something online and forgotten about it, lets open it up to see what it is..Tarzan King of the Jungle Rubber Fist! I DON'T REMEMBER ORDERING THAT"

 

[Superoo]

He's a wheat farmer, stays home on the farm working mostly, involved in local footy, likes a beer, loves a laugh, and is a great family man.

He'll suspect anything out of the ordinary.

I'd really like to do something that'll string him along / suck him in for a while...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

 

[sponge]

Remind me to never get on your bad side, Stu..

 

[Nullnvoid]

Do you travel? It's a bit of a down the track thing but wherever you go sign him up on every mailing list you can find. He will forever be sent stuff. It's what I do. It's really annoying

 

[manticle]

Just so you know, this thread comes up on the first page of google searching for 'xxxx island' Whatever is decided here might be headed off at the pass if your mate has access to the internet.

 

[michaeld16]

Yeah I googled xxxx island to find out what this txt msg thing is didn't find out what it was but fond this thread

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Just so you know, this thread comes up on the first page of google searching for 'xxxx island' Whatever is decided here might be headed off at the pass if your mate has access to the internet.

Glad you said xxxx island...

 

[Superoo]

About 6 months ago or so, 4x island was a sms which you send to your mates, saying you've entered into the draw for a boys trip to 4x island, to really play HARD, all expenses paid.
All you had to do was text 'HARDER' to this number he gave.

A short time later you get a sms with contact info for an impotency support / treatment business...

.........the ******* got a few of us...

@Nullnvoid - you have me thinking
@Stu - Would love to do the glitter thing, but his missus would kill me.
@Manticle - Nah, he would only do the internet for porn mate. His right forearm grew like popeyes in the first month or so after he got the internet connected at the farm

 

[Superoo]

Holy $hit...

Doesn't suit me but this is funny stuff...

I googled 'prank your mate', and found this...

http://www.dormstormer.com/college-life/the-best-text-prank-to-pull-on-your-girlfriendboyfriend

 

[sponge]

About 6 months ago or so, 4x island was a sms which you send to your mates, saying you've entered into the draw for a boys trip to 4x island, to really play HARD, all expenses paid.
All you had to do was text 'HARDER' to this number he gave.

A short time later you get a sms with contact info for an impotency support / treatment business...

.........the ******* got a few of us...

Similar to one of my mates. He sent around an SMS about being able to win tickets to the state of origin final by sending an SMS to a number with the word 'TRY'.

About a day later I got a call from an impotence company, had a good giggle as soon as they explained who they were, then hung up mid-giggle.

Those companies must get a fair few of these..

 

[Lincoln2]

Kill a prostitute, bury the body in a shallow grave on his farm, plant some evidence that further ties him to the scene then call the cops with an anonymous tip. We did this to my uncle once; luckily he had a great alibi but he was pretty worried for a while.

 

[sponge]

We need prostitutes to stimulate the economy..





Prostitute pun.

 

[mckenry]

You could try yo find the following on the net and download it. I fell for it, kinda... read on.

I got a call from a blocked number. When I said hello, a girl his "Hi, its me" The pause is just long enough for you ask "who is it?" then she starts again with "Dont pretend you dont know me" or similar. Then she goes on to say how shes pregnant and its yours. She's going to the cops and she's only 15. Her brother and cousins are gonna get you etc. Every pause from her is just long enough for you to say something in denial or tell her she has the wrong number, then she starts up with it again.
Now, I knew I hadnt done anything wrong, but that didnt stop me shitting myself that she had my number and was going to the cops.
So what you do is get the audio file ready on your phone, hide your number, ring your mate on speaker, then when he answers, press play and try to stay quiet while they claim innocence. Its cruel, but oh so funny. Even better if you have heaps of people listening.

 

[Superoo]

Thanks Mckenry, I'll have a look for that, and more...

 

[Superoo]

I've just found out he doesn't even have bloody email

 

[Mr. No-Tip]

I like the old Skype conference call prank.

You buy some "real" Skype credit, then conference call two people up on their real phones with yours on mute.

Hilarity ensues.

Got a number for his mother? Worst enemy? Or just cycle through mutual acquaintances.

 

[Superoo]

No way he'll have Skype, like i said doesn't even have email.

I think its going to have to be something snail mail--- which leads back to glitter...