Help A Fellow Australian To Stay Drunk

[Bribie G]

If you are a Centrelink customer and get your income managed, you'd better get into AG as you won't be able to get kits on your BasicsCard.

linky

Nanny society or responsible government policy? What would John Stuart Mill say?

 

[Northside Novice]

brew for the dole would rock

local council craft brew pub ?????

 

[keifer33]

Haha nice find. Just another advert for ag brewing for under $30. Although while its mashing the lack of porn and gambling will make the hour last forever.

 

[ekul]

Here you go Bribie, a recipe i just invented

I call it 'Damn you satanlink Ale'

3 cans of saunders malt extract
.5kg sugar

20g POR @ 60

Ferment with tandaco yeast @ 18C, or ambient

I wonder if coopers extract count as homebrew or not?

Its a bit ripe, homebrewing is a great pensioners hobby.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

does everyone on the dole have their income managed or what?
I know of at least one bludger who is going to be very upset if that's the case.

 

[Bribie G]

does everyone on the dole have their income managed or what?
I know of at least one bludger who is going to be very upset if that's the case.

The Labor (punish the poor and screw the sick) govt. have announced that income management will be trialled in several locations from July next year as currently happens in many Aboriginal communities. Queensland has been awarded Rockhampton and Logan City. At the same time single mothers will have their tatts lasered off and their piercings forcibly removed.
Basically they are just trying to get the jump on Abbott I guess.

 

[InCider]

Bugger! Landsborough IGA's brewing section will take a big hit :lol:

 

[Pollux]

If you are seriously that financially retarded that you can't even be trusted with a pension cheque, perhaps it's best that you just have your pension cut......


Overtime the stupid will breed themselves out saving even more in the budget.

 

[Paul H]

Overtime the stupid will breed themselves out saving even more in the budget.

Nah I think we will have to have vascectomy or hand in your ovaries bonus for them to be bred out.

:icon_cheers:

Paul

 

[Bribie G]

Pollux you'd love the very underrated (at the time) but now fairly cult movie "Idiotocracy"

oops Idiocracy. I cant spel eny mor since PaulH slipped me that mickey at the BABs meting ... dur

 

[Pollux]

Nah I think we will have to have vascectomy or hand in your ovaries bonus for them to be bred out.

:icon_cheers:

Paul

But without a cash incentive, surely they'll stop breeding???


Bribie: So hunting that movie down now.

 

[asis]

If you are seriously that financially retarded that you can't even be trusted with a pension cheque, perhaps it's best that you just have your pension cut......


Overtime the stupid will breed themselves out saving even more in the budget.

You haven't watched Idiocracy have you Pollux?

Damn trying to do 2 things at once and reading slowly

 

[spog]

doing 2 things at once and reading slowly is what our pm is very very good at....... ....cheers.....spog........

You haven't watched Idiocracy have you Pollux?

Damn trying to do 2 things at once and reading slowly

 

[seemax]

Didn't mention fresh work kits... they might even acquire a taste for some real beer whilst feeding their addiction.

 

[rotten]

If you went AG grain bill, and added yeast, I reckon you could get away with it. Would hops be classed as flavouring bread?

 

[Phoney]

Nanny society or responsible government policy? What would John Stuart Mill say?

Well, if the government is giving able-bodied adults free money to sit on their arse and do nothing, then it's only fair that the government should be able to have a say in how they spend that money. Dont like it? Then get a job, earn your own money and spend it as you wish

During the second world war ration coupons were restricted to tea, sugar, butter, meat & clothing.

 

[manticle]

That statement shows a complete lack of understanding of the welfare system and those who need/use it.

No I am not a welfare recipient.

 

[Phoney]

does everyone on the dole have their income managed or what?
I know of at least one bludger who is going to be very upset if that's the case.

Im pretty sure it's only for derelicts with dependents that blow all of their dole cheque's on booze, tobacco & gambling & their poor kids go without.

 

[Thunderlips]

Nah I think we will have to have vascectomy or hand in your ovaries bonus for them to be bred out.

Too right.

These days there are just too many laws to protect the stupid.
It's getting much harder to knock yourself off and win a Darwin Award.
We just have to learn to live with them.

 

[NickB]

Pollux you'd love the very underrated (at the time) but now fairly cult movie "Idiotocracy"

oops Idiocracy. I cant spel eny mor since PaulH slipped me that mickey at the BABs meting ... dur

Shut Up Brybeiie. I'll kick u in the balls. I like money.