dreamboat
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when we both sliced our balls into a pasture with cows.
While I was rooting around for them I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my
big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'.
I don't remember much after that".
While I was rooting around for them I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball...... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my
big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor. "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'.
I don't remember much after that".