Frank Feldman

[Sully]

A guy walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

*Passenger*: 'Who?'

*Cabbie:* 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

*Passenger*: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

*Cabbie:* 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the tennis Grand-Slam. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

*Passenger:* 'Sounds like he was something really special.'

*Cabbie*: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'

*Passenger:* 'Wow, some guy then.'

*Cabbie:* 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

*Passenger:* 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

*Cabbie: *'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his f@#!ing widow."

 

[rimrunner]

yeah we all married his ex <_<