First World Problems Thread

[TasChris]

Went 'pro' and now I have to google site sponsors...such a nuisance.

I went to a pro once, Starsan wont fix it!

 

[Lecterfan]

I went to a pro once, Starsan wont fix it!

You needed the fermenter-liners to start with. That was your mistake.



Also, next problem: was thrashing my wy1469 brew and the handle of the spoon snapped. The beer has now been 'dry-spooned' for extra flavour.

 

[Mattress]

I dry-spooned with a pro once, wasn't worth the money.

 

[bignath]

What really ***** me is those "sandwich cases" that you get for the kids to put in their lunchboxes. Saves using a ziplock bag and stops the sanga from getting crushed...

Now the useless **** that designed them, obviously hasn't done his R&D on these fucken things becuase they are designed to fit smaller slices of bread, but trying to stuff a fritz and sauce sandwich made with some nice big sliced "tip top" brand bread seems to result in the crust getting torn off the ******* sandwich as you close the lid on the *******.

All they need to do is make them another half a cm bigger and all would be right again.

 

[AndrewQLD]

What really ***** me is those "sandwich cases" that you get for the kids to put in their lunchboxes. Saves using a ziplock bag and stops the sanga from getting crushed...

Now the useless **** that designed them, obviously hasn't done his R&D on these fucken things becuase they are designed to fit smaller slices of bread, but trying to stuff a fritz and sauce sandwich made with some nice big sliced "tip top" brand bread seems to result in the crust getting torn off the ******* sandwich as you close the lid on the *******.

All they need to do is make them another half a cm bigger and all would be right again.

Made in China, fits the bread ok there.

 

[dougsbrew]

haha, need to become more sofistimecated and cut the crusts off before stuffing it in tha box.

 

[goomboogo]

haha, need to become more sofistimecated and cut the crusts off before stuffing it in tha box.

No need to. It sounds like the box will cut them off for you.

 

[sponge]

Possibly only made for those little toastie croutons.

Delicious, but impractical.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

I forgot to pinch & punch the cat this morning

 

[sponge]

Oooo yea, the old pinch and punch.

I might have to do a lap around the office and see how quickly I can lose my job.

Golden handshake, here I come.

 

[Malted]

I forgot to pinch & punch the cat this morning

Just boot it up the arse this arvo and all will be forgiven.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

It would eat my leg. This cat is quite large.

 

[Malted]

It would eat my leg. This cat is quite large.

Oh in that case, pick it up and whilst it is thinking it is going to get a lovely hug, drop kick it into the next room.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

It's not keen on being picked up, or cuddles. Claws & teeth come out in seconds.

 

[punkin]

Why, why, fuking why, does it ALWAYS take a minimum of 3 goes to put a USB or phone connection into a socket that can only go two ways :angry:

 

[Malted]

It's not keen on being picked up, or cuddles. Claws & teeth come out in seconds.

Rigtho, we're not beaten yet.


Drop a ball of twine in front of it. Make sure you leave a good length of string hanging out of it so that you can animate it. When puss sinks it's claws into the ball, kick the cranky carnt in the coight, preferably with enough force so as to propel puss away from you. Happy first day o' tha month puss!

Caution: it will remember and will strike back when you least expect it. One minute it will be purring and rubbing against your legs, the next moment sinking it's claws and fangs into your leg in a malicious and evil attack.

Solution: Dangle the ball of string by an open door. Kick puss in the coight so as to propel it out the door. Close door behind pus. Go buy a puppy.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

I'll give it a go. I predict that it will exact it's revenge by killing a native animal and leaving it on my bed.

 

[Malted]

Ah there's your mistake. Don't let it back into the house; no environmental problems then.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

I'll give it a shot.

Don't want a puppy though because I'd have to walk & bathe it.

 

[sponge]

It's not 5 oclock yet.

Maybe I should move to NZ...?