First World Problems Thread

[bum]

Bum later tonight:

I accept your admission of wrongness.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

#firstworldproblems

I'm getting a .1 degree variance on my Brewmagic!

Kill yourself. Kill yourself NOW. Your life is effectly over.

 

[Ivan Other One]

Having to work for a living,,,,

 

[Bribie G]

SWMBO is growling at me because I'm doing the washing up noisily and it's interfering with her watching Nat Geo program about the destruction of the habitat of the proboscis monkey in Borneo. It's a real pissoff because she always adjusts the volume on the Foxtel remote instead of the TV remote and I have to go back and recalibrate everything.

 

[glenwal]

SWMBO is growling at me because I'm doing the washing up noisily and it's interfering with her watching Nat Geo program about the destruction of the habitat of the proboscis monkey in Borneo. It's a real pissoff because she always adjusts the volume on the Foxtel remote instead of the TV remote and I have to go back and recalibrate everything.

The foxtel remote is actually (partially) programmable - you can program it so that the volume buttons on the foxtel remote will adjust the TV volume.
Instruction Manual

The feature you want is "Volume Direct"

 

[Ivan Other One]

Still trying to find a politician worth voting for.

 

[Bribie G]

Forgot to sprinkle the garam masala onto my Kashmir peasant curry, turned out not totally authentic. Not to worry, we weren't really hungry and there's heaps of leftovers, so I'll sprinkle it tomorrow, if we aren't eating at the RSL that is.

 

[Clutch]

I went for years thinking garam masala was one spice.

 

[Malted]

Still trying to find a politician worth voting for.

Are you new to this game?

 

[Liam_snorkel]

voting has always been a process of elimination in my experience.

 

[glenwal]

Still trying to find a politician worth voting for.

Clearly turd sandwich deserves your vote. I mean giant douche is, well, a douche.

 

[Ivan Other One]

quote name='Glen W' post='946374' date='Aug 21 2012, 09:37 PM']Clearly turd sandwich deserves your vote. I mean giant douche is, well, a douche.[/quote]
Either one of these would well deserve my vote well before giving it to rAbbott or Gilltard.


Gees, talk about a tough crowd, anyone would think that i'd said that K&K brewing shits all over AG.


Problem solved.

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[Airgead]

Stop choosing the lesser of two evils...

 

[Malted]

Clearly turd sandwich deserves your vote. I mean giant douche is, well, a douche.

 

[sponge]

Clearly turd sandwich deserves your vote. I mean giant douche is, well, a douche.

But you're a turd sandwich.

 

[Ivan Other One]

Having to troll through seemingly enless numbers of threads to find the relevant information that one needs.

 

[petesbrew]

Got parked in yesterday by some douche who left a good sized gap in front of him & the next driveway. :angry:
Got out via the braille method. Tapping his bumper really calmed my mood.

 

[Bribie G]

Bloody Medicare office is going cashless. Now I have to swipe my Visa Debit for an instant pay into my account, which means instead of rushing out there with a wad of notes I have to make a decision about whether I really need to walk over the road to 1st Choice Liquor. Bloody Nanny Society, what is the world coming to, controlling my mind like that. :angry:

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Out of gas on a Friday.

 

[Ivan Other One]

Broke my little digital camera a 5 magapixel job ,6 years old, rang up the camera shop to be told that it's far cheeper to buy a new one then to buy the part needed,(Display screen) to fix the old one and that I could get a 14 megapixel camare for half the price that i'd paid for the old one.