Continuing Rant Thread - Get it Off Ya Chest here

[Ducatiboy stu]

Prison. 3 meals a day and plenty of ***, regardless of how much you want it.

 

[sp0rk]

On a more serious note..

I have just returned from a farewell party .....

Bit hard to explain, but basically my local is up for sale after 28yrs ownership by the same family.

My friend,barman,Ducati rider ( now Triumph ) is not sure where he is going ( note: he is owners son )....apart from a holiday.

It is sad to see such a great pub with loyal customers and even better beer be passed on into the unkown.

One can only hope that the new owners keep the 4 Coopers taps going and not put that putrid VB back on tap.

Sad to hear, hopefully the new owners don't ruin it

 

[Danwood]

Isn't tumblr for 15yo girls though?
Let us know how the food in prison tastes.

Tumblr outside, Grindr inside

 

[Danwood]

I'm not finished with **** TV yet !

Master Chef - STOP referring to food items as being 'beautiful'.
- George Colombaris in general. Especially him bobbing around on the balls of his feet when he's talking, as if to
emphasize the passion and commitment needed for that particular procedure.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Politicians. They really **** me.

 

[Not For Horses]

While we're on the subject of Masterchef, let's get one thing clear: A disaster is something that is terrible, awful, almost inconceivably bad. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress. Not something that made you cry a bit on the telly.
Banda Aceh was a disaster. Mount St Helens was a disaster. Katrina was a disaster.
Your ******* slightly under-risen soufflé is not a disaster.
You not getting all 37 of the 'elements' on the plate is not a ******* disaster.

Oh and if I hear the phrase 'hero of the dish' one more time, murder will be done.





It's a good thing I stopped watching that show.

 

[mckenry]

While we're on the subject of Masterchef, let's get one thing clear: A disaster is something that is terrible, awful, almost inconceivably bad. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress. Not something that made you cry a bit on the telly.
Banda Aceh was a disaster. Mount St Helens was a disaster. Katrina was a disaster.
Your ******* slightly under-risen soufflé is not a disaster.
You not getting all 37 of the 'elements' on the plate is not a ******* disaster.

Oh and if I hear the phrase 'hero of the dish' one more time, murder will be done.





It's a good thing I stopped watching that show.

Your rant reminded me of a Mel Brooks quote. Well I think it was him, doesnt really matter....
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die" Apologies to Mel, (or original) if this isnt verbatim, but you get the idea..

 

[Danwood]

I'm not allowed to watch it with the Mrs anymore. Apparently I ruin it for her.

I go and watch Game of Thrones or The Wire or Breaking Bad (again) and I imagine Colombaris' face on every character which is dispatched.
My favourite scene is a tie between when he gets the good news with a box cutter in BB and getting a squashed heed in GOT.

Good times.

 

[AndrewQLD]

10 days in Thailand which was great, come home to find my three kids 18 - 21yr olds have managed to chew through my 200GB download limit so now it takes up to 5 minutes to load an AHB page. Time and well past time to move them on.

 

[Camo6]

My wife loves reality shows but hates my voice overs. I'm happy to sit in front of the PC which is within sight of the TV but occasionally have to chime in when necessary. Those 'farmer wants to root an aspiring TV celebrity' are my faves. I get a few laughs to start with...then get told to fark off.

Suits me as I can download better viewing on the PC then anything on free to air. Been making my way through the 'Archer' animated series ATM. Absolute gold.

 

[GuyQLD]

That's how you get Ants Camo. ANTS!

 

[Bridges]

'farmer wants to root an aspiring TV celebrity'

I got told off for referring to it as 'Farmer wants a head job'

 

[shaunous]

I got told off for referring to it as 'Farmer wants a head job'

By who?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

By a TV celeb.

 

[shaunous]

By a TV celeb.

Nasty!

 

[Camo6]

'Aspiring' TV celeb. It's a long way on your top.

 

[Bridges]

By who?

Better half, it wasn't so much, what I said but the company I said it in, later she did own up to thinking it funny.
Unlike the show. Which is CRAP.

 

[shaunous]

Better half, it wasn't so much, what I said but the company I said it in, later she did own up to thinking it funny.
Unlike the show. Which is CRAP.

Hahaha, do u say inappropriate things in front of your Outlaws to?

 

[CrookedFingers]

On another topic.
Since when does 10mm constitute a "toast" slice of bread.
IMHO this is a sandwich slice.
I haven't done any studies or been keeping an eye on it, but I'm sure we are not getting good old toast slices any more.
I would expect at least 15mm.

I love my vegemite on white....... Would love thicker bread...


CF

 

[CrookedFingers]

On another topic.
Since when does 19mm constitute a "toast" slice of bread.
IMHO this is a sandwich slice.
I haven't done any studies or been keeping an eye on it, but I'm sure we are not getting good old toast slices any more.
I would expect at least 15mm.

I love my vegemite on white....... Would love thicker bread...


CF

Forgot to add this before.
Oh, and I know I could buy a whole loaf and slice my own……maybe a first world prob hey !?!
CF