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shaunous said:
Sling shot and frozen pea's. Worked for me when I lived in the GC, pea's are hard as Fuk when frozen and quickly thaw out, looking all innocent like and not a type of ammunition.
Excellent solution I can get a sling shot from the hunting shop,no licence required as they are sold as bait throwers .
Bye bye pigeons,starlings,miner birds that Tom cat that pisses on the roller door any other non native fauna, spoggies....umm shit hang on minute that's me!:).
 
The ******* car park at Sir Charles Gairdner hospital. I park there for five hours in the morning, it costs me $18. I go back after lunch for six hours and its going to costs me $21.

There's no option for a day rate. They can go **** themselves. People are there for loved ones and getting smashed with fees. Wankers.

Ps. How about reading some books to your daughter instead of ******* beer recipes.
 
StalkingWilbur said:
The ******* car park at Sir Charles Gairdner hospital. I park there for five hours in the morning, it costs me $18. I go back after lunch for six hours and its going to costs me $21.

There's no option for a day rate. They can go **** themselves. People are there for loved ones and getting smashed with fees. Wankers.

Ps. How about reading some books to your daughter instead of ******* beer recipes.

Hold on a minute SW. Don't you work in the mining industry? Oh, FFS for fucks sake, cry me a ******* river! It must be so frustrating to have to heft that heavy wallet for such trivial sums. :p (flame suit on)
 
Excuse me! How dare you have the audacity!

These $40 parking fees over what could be a couple of weeks will stop me from getting those 21" rims and UNIT/Jetpilot windscreen sticker for my SS. The life of a cashed up bogan isn't all glassings and meth, you know.

My gripe really is more for people who aren't so financially lucky. It's a hospital, not the ******* casino.
 
Hospital parking rates ARE absurd. Not only that the spaces fill up by 11am most days. Plenty of space in the employee lot though... I really shouldn't have to walk my wife three blocks after abdominal surgery. Six pick up/drop off spaces for both the Royal Melbourne and Royal Women's Is. Not. Enough.
 
Pilchard said:
I work with food, I use profanities but does the forum need to, when I tell a co worker if needs more Fin X its diferent to the written word. I have read many posts recently carrying words not suited to my young family structure. I am not a prood I C,F! And A with the best of them, mostly second nature in the industry buy I don't like it in written word, I use things like posts and recipes to get my daughter reading. I learn she learns the words. It is a bit more advanced than I am I will etc. sometimes you will need to say **** etc but why so often in posts lately, I say that word 200 times a night but is not what I teach my kids...
We're responsible for what your daughter reads on an adult forum?
How many 'fucks' are in your standard beer recipe anyway?
One for every time you miss strike temp, four for every time you leave the tap open.
 
My brew day is full of 'fucks'. Unfortunately the only thing getting wet is the grain.
 
Pilchard said:
I work with food, I use profanities but does the forum need to, when I tell a co worker if needs more Fin X its diferent to the written word. I have read many posts recently carrying words not suited to my young family structure. I am not a prood I C,F! And A with the best of them, mostly second nature in the industry buy I don't like it in written word, I use things like posts and recipes to get my daughter reading. I learn she learns the words. It is a bit more advanced than I am I will etc. sometimes you will need to say **** etc but why so often in posts lately, I say that word 200 times a night but is not what I teach my kids...
I have my kids around me all day every day. I never swear around them and I'm well aware that behind every click or scroll on AHB (like most of the internet) could be a picture or text I don't want them to see.

But when my kids play together I can sneak off to have a bit of a break from kids stuff. This site is what keeps me sane some days, with all its profanities.

Please don't ruin for us just because you can't differentiate kids from an adult forum.
 
How many fucks would be said when a cashed up bogan cant find a park at his local hospital...


How many fucks would be given by most on here about the amount of fucks on here...
 
People that boil frozen peas to "cook" them. WTF! Put them in a cup pour in some boiling water to defrost and heat them, strain and serve a well rounded fresh pea. Not something that looks like a miniature green scrotum.
 
bradsbrew said:
People that boil frozen peas to "cook" them. WTF! Put them in a cup pour in some boiling water to defrost and heat them, strain and serve a well rounded fresh pea. Not something that looks like a miniature green scrotum.
What waste of frozen peas...so many uses than just heating and eating them...
 
StalkingWilbur said:
So you're fine with paying $40 a day for parking?
I choose to live somewhere that does not charge for parking ( Hospital included ) anywhere...
 
How many fucks would a woodfuck **** if a woodfuck lived in a hospital? And where would he park if he did?
 
Ruckus said:
How many fucks would a woodfuck **** if a woodfuck lived in a hospital? And where would he park if he did?
More is the question.........

How would he like his peas prepared.
 
Ducatiboy stu said:
I choose to live somewhere that does not charge for parking ( Hospital included ) anywhere...
Well I hope everything goes brilliantly in your paradise and that you never have a gripe with anything.
 
Why can't they make games like Monkey Island anymore?
 
Have you tried the new "remastered" edition? Available on Steam for about twenty bucks.

Full speech, cool music. Now how do I poison those guard dogs again............

monkey island.jpg

(pic of screen by camera, can't seem to capture a screen)
 
Such a great game, beaten only by its sequel. I'm reluctant to play it again in any form as I think my ill gained skepticism would destroy the sheer enjoyment I found by completing this game as an adolescent. The early nineties were a very sacred time for me.

I never played games like the ones I played when I was twelve..........................................when the night...has come...and the land is dark, and the moon...is the only...light we'll see
 

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