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You know you are a Collingwood supporter when
> ............
>
> (1) A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife
> does.
>
> (2) You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner
> table in front of her kids.
>
>
> (3) You've been married three times and still have the same
> in-laws.
>
>
> (4) Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
>
>
> (5) You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so
> clean.
>
>
> (6) Someone in your family once died right after saying:
> "Hey, watch this...."
>
>
> (7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
>
>
> (8) A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
>
>
> (9) You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are:
> "Carn the Pies."
>
>
> (10) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded,
> right off its wheels.
>
>
> (11) The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on
> how much petrol is in it.
>
>
> (12) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
>
>
> (13) One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>
>
> (14) You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a
> law against it.
>
>
> (15) You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
>
>
> (16) Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. :lol:
 

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