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Danscraftbeer
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Haa! I gave some Ghost Peppers and Trinidad Scorpions to a friend with a similar problem. And a sauce made of smoked Bhut Jolokia with similar color to Vegemite.Bribie G said:
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My workmate put pubes on his sandwich that where getting regulary stolen many years ago. Disgusting i know but somepeople need to be taught a lesson.Bribie G said:
Danscraftbeer
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Actually Paulbroad got off easy. As for some places in Australia pad locks on your beer fridge as mentioned are no help either. :huh:
My thieving arsehole payback story.
On a construction site where the thieving ****'n pig of a supervisor was helping him self to others drinks etc during a bloody hot summer.
One of the flavoured water drinks the ****'n pig was helping him self to belonged to a work mate who was in remission from Lymphoma,his drink contained prescription additives to help with his recovery,the poor bugger came to and told me the fukn pig was drinking his mix,well stuff me if I didn't explode I hit his office like a man possessed and told him if he did it again I'd nail him to the wall.
The ****'n pig laughed and said **** him he'll die soon any way ! .
I really gave him what for over that comment, I flippantly told the victim to piss in the next mix and put it in the site fridge and keep a separate batch in another blokes Engel.
After work the next day victim was on top of the world when he told me the 2 litre mix he put in the fridge contained a LOT of piss with a bit of extra flavouring added to disguise the taste.
The ****'n pig drank 6 litres of this mix over the week,to this day a few of us still get a laugh from claiming the ****'n pig was on the piss at work.
P.S. I used the title ****'n pig to describe the supervisor and believe me it is a very fitting title,this incident above is the tip of the iceberg when it came to his actions and attitudes at work.
Everyone who shared accomodation with him got crook,he would wipe his mouth on the tea towel,he was allowed to bring his dog to work and it had the same attitude as him.
His dog would piss on the floor etc ( yep he let it inside in rental accomodation ) Oh your gunna love this one,he would wipe the dog piss up with the dish clothe and put the dish cloth back on the sink.
I'm not kidding.
Hence the title of the. ****'n pig.
On a construction site where the thieving ****'n pig of a supervisor was helping him self to others drinks etc during a bloody hot summer.
One of the flavoured water drinks the ****'n pig was helping him self to belonged to a work mate who was in remission from Lymphoma,his drink contained prescription additives to help with his recovery,the poor bugger came to and told me the fukn pig was drinking his mix,well stuff me if I didn't explode I hit his office like a man possessed and told him if he did it again I'd nail him to the wall.
The ****'n pig laughed and said **** him he'll die soon any way ! .
I really gave him what for over that comment, I flippantly told the victim to piss in the next mix and put it in the site fridge and keep a separate batch in another blokes Engel.
After work the next day victim was on top of the world when he told me the 2 litre mix he put in the fridge contained a LOT of piss with a bit of extra flavouring added to disguise the taste.
The ****'n pig drank 6 litres of this mix over the week,to this day a few of us still get a laugh from claiming the ****'n pig was on the piss at work.
P.S. I used the title ****'n pig to describe the supervisor and believe me it is a very fitting title,this incident above is the tip of the iceberg when it came to his actions and attitudes at work.
Everyone who shared accomodation with him got crook,he would wipe his mouth on the tea towel,he was allowed to bring his dog to work and it had the same attitude as him.
His dog would piss on the floor etc ( yep he let it inside in rental accomodation ) Oh your gunna love this one,he would wipe the dog piss up with the dish clothe and put the dish cloth back on the sink.
I'm not kidding.
Hence the title of the. ****'n pig.
madpierre06
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Bloke (shearer's cook) out home years ago had a 'thing' about blokes drinking out of his water bottle so would stand in front of the crew and run a dry dog turd around the opening of his water bottle so they all knew about it. Yeah, I know, but he really was a bit mad. Years later poor bugger shot himself. Good cook though.
Had my car broke into under my flats back in late '80s, low little idiots pushed aside a $80 set of tungstens to take a handful of silver. Dipsticks.
I can't be too hard on 'em as much as I'd love to be, for a lot of years from my very early ones onwards I was a compulsive tea-leaf. Nothing was safe (cash, your womenfolk, goods of any value), whether you were family or mates. Cost me a lot of friendships.
Doesn't mean they don't deserve any retribution that comes their way, slap on the wrist does nothing to make 'em consider changing their behaviour.
Had my car broke into under my flats back in late '80s, low little idiots pushed aside a $80 set of tungstens to take a handful of silver. Dipsticks.
I can't be too hard on 'em as much as I'd love to be, for a lot of years from my very early ones onwards I was a compulsive tea-leaf. Nothing was safe (cash, your womenfolk, goods of any value), whether you were family or mates. Cost me a lot of friendships.
Doesn't mean they don't deserve any retribution that comes their way, slap on the wrist does nothing to make 'em consider changing their behaviour.
Danscraftbeer
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The world we live in.
This Is Australia! is the milder version of the feral ways and the one I much prefer to be born to.
This Is Australia! is the milder version of the feral ways and the one I much prefer to be born to.
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