Welcome to the Brewer's project series on home crafts.
Project 3: Art with beer
You will need the following:
Canvas
Beer
Issues (not strictly necessary but helps)
Step 1. Set up canvas
Step 2. Drink far too much beer
Step 3. Drink even more beer
Step 4. Lean forward and retch slightly
Step 5. Create Jackson Pollock
Step 6. Go to bed
This method works well and also dove-tails nicely with Project 4: Create Hangover If performed correctly, should provide hours of regret.