Off topic (he says firmly tongue in cheek given the thread ...)
My grandmother used to tell a story about a neighbour of hers who came over from South America and would head down to the pet shop and ask 'You have Guinea Pig?'. On receipt he would take it with him and give it the Ned treatment as above...
Most weeks he'd be back in with the same question...
After a month or so of this the pet shop owner jokingly said 'Mate what are you doing? Eating them?'
"Yes Yes. Is very good"
He was banned after that...
My grandmother used to tell a story about a neighbour of hers who came over from South America and would head down to the pet shop and ask 'You have Guinea Pig?'. On receipt he would take it with him and give it the Ned treatment as above...
Most weeks he'd be back in with the same question...
After a month or so of this the pet shop owner jokingly said 'Mate what are you doing? Eating them?'
"Yes Yes. Is very good"
He was banned after that...