Zombie Apocalypse- What will you eat?

[Ducatiboy stu]

They should bring back originall recipe Coke......I would start drinking it.

 

[Dave70]

Wouldn't you be worried about what all the sugar would do to your health?

But I guess if its alright for kids, it must be safe.

 

[Midnight Brew]

Eating wise Id be enjoying as much fresh fruit,veg and meat as possible before getting stuck into the canned goods. Have a few pints a day for a few weeks till most of the escape phase is over and enjoy being hidden at home while it lasts. Then either take to the hills or the sea with some sort of melee weapon, a flint, a knife, a water bottle and hopefully settle on an abandoned farm somewhere quiet.

I'd also stock up on toilet paper cause that **** will be a currency when coming across other survivors.

 

[Dave70]

Eating wise Id be enjoying as much fresh fruit,veg and meat as possible before getting stuck into the canned goods. Have a few pints a day for a few weeks till most of the escape phase is over and enjoy being hidden at home while it lasts. Then either take to the hills or the sea with some sort of melee weapon, a flint, a knife, a water bottle and hopefully settle on an abandoned farm somewhere quiet.

I'd also stock up on toilet paper cause that **** will be a currency when coming across other survivors.

Got it all planned out nicely havent you. A little to nicely if you ask me..

 

[tugger]

It isn't a bad thing preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
It dosnt have to be the undead.
Stockpiling weapons and ammunition, food supplies water batteries torches first aid medical supplies such as diabetes blood pressure antibiotics, **** you will need when the **** hits the fan.
Think about it. What would you do if some bad **** happened. Stand in line for a food handout?

 

[Camo6]

You just got your name on my bunker door list, comrade.

 

[Thefatdoghead]

I thought the thread was about beer. Read it and thought..why are women rating tins of fish at work.
Where do you work? John west?

 

[Thefatdoghead]

Got it all planned out nicely havent you. A little to nicely if you ask me..

haha we got some doomsday prepers up in here.

 

[dent]

Our mate Joerg has us covered - with the TWENTY MILLIMETRE STEEL BALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpAwkJshrOM

I read a discussion recently about one of those american survival shows, there was this dude that was a 200kg plus lardmaster 5000 -- the joke was that he wouldn't even be able to walk up a flight of stairs let alone fight off some army with his coveted armory. On the other hand, he'd probably last about a year laughing it up while the rest of us starve to death.

 

[Thefatdoghead]

It isn't a bad thing preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
It dosnt have to be the undead.
Stockpiling weapons and ammunition, food supplies water batteries torches first aid medical supplies such as diabetes blood pressure antibiotics, **** you will need when the **** hits the fan.
Think about it. What would you do if some bad **** happened. Stand in line for a food handout?

Panic and try and brew my last beer. Then have sex. Then drink all my beer.
Lets be honest. we wont even have more than a couple of seconds after that overdue asteroid hits us.

 

[AHB_Admin]

Just saw this.

I'm a weird prepper. I spent my teenage years with my grandparents who were products of the great depression. I always have a ton of canned goods on hand.

I also know how to bake, mill, etc, and if course I can keep a started going so I can make bread. I have experience cooking outdoors in pits, including bread (bread is more important than most food when done properly) and I know recipes by memory.

I can build an earth stove, and have access to every natural resource I would need within 5 miles. I also have my bestest good friend who would take my family in with room to spare.

Zombies aren't real and never will be. I just live this way as it's the way I was raised. I cold not go to the grocery store for the next few months and wouldn't run out of food.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

What do you mean Zombies are not real

 

[Bomber Watson]

Only pack the necessities, Toothbrush, Porno, Souped up weaponry.

Cheers.

 

[Mardoo]

Fascist is tasty on the spit roast.

 

[spog]

Only pack the necessities, Toothbrush, Porno, Souped up weaponry.

Cheers.

Zombie porn,now there's a money maker! ( which bit will off first ).

 

[Bomber Watson]

Lyrics from Hilltop hoods song parade of the dead.



If anyone here likes left of center zombie comedy stuff check out the dvd by the same name, heaps of aus hip hop, aussie comedians, some form of a story line, its a bloody good show.



Cheers.

 

[AHB_Admin]

What do you mean Zombies are not real

Well voodoo zombies maybe...feel better?

Only pack the necessities, Toothbrush, Porno, Souped up weaponry.

Cheers.

I have a pocket knife with scope taped on. It's f'n scary looking.

Fascist is tasty on the spit roast.

I do plan on eating people.

Zombie porn,now there's a money maker! ( which bit will off first ).

It exist. Rule 34.

 

[Airgead]

It exist. Rule 34.

Actually, it existed a long time ago. Check out Dawna the dead, Re-Penetrator and The XXXorcist to start with.

A bit of prep for the end of the world is healthy. Except the weapons bit. That's the last thing you need. Best hope for survival is in a group. Not on your own. I;'m the guy who knows how to make booze. Knows how to make bread. knows how to make stuff out of wood, Knows how to cook real well....

My plan is to lie low for a few days while the lunatics with guns shoot each other up and run out of bullets (couple of days at the most I reckon) then join a group and start rebuilding. We will let the guys in bunkers slowly starve to death over the next year or so. We don't what that sort in our new society. We might just weld their bunker doors shut from the outside. Or in the absence of welders, a big pile of rocks piled in front of the door might do the job nicely too.

 

[manticle]

Couldn't you just mulch up the zombies and make a big soup?

I'm the guy with a big pot and burner.

 

[Airgead]

That would be a lot of soup. I'm not sure the brew pot would be quite big enough.