Zombie Apocalypse- What will you eat?

[Spiesy]

I want to add that I didn't put beer on that list because it's a luxury, it requires a lot of energy and water to produce. I want to use my resources wisely given that most city built utilities will operate no longer than a few days or a week.

Basically we will be heading out with our minimal camping kit, going on a camping holiday!

Banned.

 

[Lincoln2]

"All the booze got drunk up in the first 25 minutes of the apocalypse"..."arrowroot tea, nomadic existence" etc. That's one of my favourite adds on the BN podcasts. Mates who hear it for the first time in my brewery (i often have the podcasts on when I'm brewing) are impressed as hell - one dude was even wanting a link so he could download the movie.

I voted for weird prepper as I do have some measures in place for wtshtf. But all those zombie movies and shows are too gory for me; leaves me cold and I can't get to sleep.

 

[GuyQLD]

The zombies.


Livestock that comes to you to be slaughtered.

 

[manticle]

Why is there no bacon option?

 

[Camo6]

Or an 'I can't believe it's not bacon' option?

Oh, sorry, I guess it could fall under the 'friends' category.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Duct tape
WD40
5min Araldite
Cable ties
Bacon
Redskins
Milko's
Milo
Vegemite

 

[jyo]

Why is there no bacon option?

Dolphin is pretty much exactly the same as bacon.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Dolphin is pretty much exactly the same as bacon.

In the same way that VB is pretty much beer...

 

[Camo6]

Dolphin. The other whale meat.

 

[Danwood]

Duct tape
WD40
5min Araldite
Cable ties
Bacon
Redskins
Milko's
Milo
Vegemite

Mmmm, 9 course degustation !

Your menu starts slow but improves...6/10.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Well if you survive the first 4.....then the apocalypse will be a peice of cake

 

[spog]

I would tie a lamb chop around the neck of the neighbours and let it loose,I may get some peace and quiet for a while.
What would I eat ? Be heaps of toasties left in the pub when everyone else hit the panic button and buggered off washed down with a large selection.
God help any zombie who tried to mess with a bloke his toasty and his grog.

 

[slcmorro]

I'd stock up in whatever foodstuffs, weapons and luxuries I could, and then find myself a big fkn boat and get off the dock somewhere in a sheltered harbour. With porn. Lots of porn.

 

[Dave70]

With porn. Lots of porn.

Porn of the DEAD.

 

[simplefisherman]

Then your fresh sea- bacon can swim to you...

 

[Airgead]

Porn of the DEAD.

You can get zombie porn. Its a thang. Don't ask me how I know this.

Shauna the dead is one title that springs to mind.

 

[spryzie]

Rule 34 of the Internet.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Is there a rule 34 for bacon.......mmm...bacon

 

[Whiteferret]

Duct tape
WD40
5min Araldite
Cable ties
Bacon
Redskins
Milko's
Milo
Vegemite

Where's the funking twinkies

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Out the back next to the septic tank with the VB and Coca-Cola

 

[AJ80]

I'd wager five years into the apocalypse if a can of vb was found, we'd all be excited and drink it...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Still better than coke

 

[eungaibitter1]

My chances of survival would be slim either way so I spose I'd take to the sea.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACp5nTlpv6c

 

[Spiesy]

Still better than coke

Clearly you haven't been to LA...

 

[jyo]

Clearly you haven't been to LA...

L.A. Cola never really took off.

 

[manticle]

I think this is how it works. Some cameras, some helpers, some weapons and some Cola.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUt_x0gwug

 

[manticle]

Say hello to my littl' fren.......

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

L.A. Cola never really took off.

But that Columbian stuff......

 

[Dave70]

But that Columbian stuff......

You mean coffee?

Yep, You simply cant beat a fresh cup of cafe de colombia in the morning with a gram of cocaine and a fried egg I always say.