Zombie Apocalypse- What will you eat?

[Ducatiboy stu]

Well if you survive the first 4.....then the apocalypse will be a peice of cake

 

[spog]

I would tie a lamb chop around the neck of the neighbours and let it loose,I may get some peace and quiet for a while.
What would I eat ? Be heaps of toasties left in the pub when everyone else hit the panic button and buggered off washed down with a large selection.
God help any zombie who tried to mess with a bloke his toasty and his grog.

 

[slcmorro]

I'd stock up in whatever foodstuffs, weapons and luxuries I could, and then find myself a big fkn boat and get off the dock somewhere in a sheltered harbour. With porn. Lots of porn.

 

[Dave70]

With porn. Lots of porn.

Porn of the DEAD.

 

[simplefisherman]

Then your fresh sea- bacon can swim to you...

 

[Airgead]

Porn of the DEAD.

You can get zombie porn. Its a thang. Don't ask me how I know this.

Shauna the dead is one title that springs to mind.

 

[spryzie]

Rule 34 of the Internet.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Is there a rule 34 for bacon.......mmm...bacon

 

[Whiteferret]

Duct tape
WD40
5min Araldite
Cable ties
Bacon
Redskins
Milko's
Milo
Vegemite

Where's the funking twinkies

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Out the back next to the septic tank with the VB and Coca-Cola

 

[AJ80]

I'd wager five years into the apocalypse if a can of vb was found, we'd all be excited and drink it...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Still better than coke

 

[eungaibitter1]

My chances of survival would be slim either way so I spose I'd take to the sea.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACp5nTlpv6c

 

[Spiesy]

Still better than coke

Clearly you haven't been to LA...

 

[jyo]

Clearly you haven't been to LA...

L.A. Cola never really took off.

 

[manticle]

I think this is how it works. Some cameras, some helpers, some weapons and some Cola.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUt_x0gwug

 

[manticle]

Say hello to my littl' fren.......

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

L.A. Cola never really took off.

But that Columbian stuff......

 

[Dave70]

But that Columbian stuff......

You mean coffee?

Yep, You simply cant beat a fresh cup of cafe de colombia in the morning with a gram of cocaine and a fried egg I always say.