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AussieJosh

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Let the Games Begin!!!

The idea for this challenge is to not fap at all.

The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of February

The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse.

Let us know if your in. And if you fail please be honest.

IM IN!

:icon_chickcheers:
 

joshuahardie

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I have kids, and a pregnant wife.....
no dice... Im all I have

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Dave70

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Sorry.
I can see only a long list of 'cons' associated with this contest.
Unleashing a few solid ropers every other day should be a part of every man's physical culture routine, assisted or otherwise.
Therefor I shall be abstaining from abstaining.

Unless my cordless mouse malfunctions again that is..
 

bum

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I'm in.

I'm off door-knocking looking for sponsors...
 

MarkBastard

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I'm in as long as I can get gobbys as well
 

Airgead

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I can see absolutely no upside to this at all.

Dry July gives you live a break... Meatless monday is good for the environment... Movember raises money for charity...

No fap feb gives you? Is good for? Raises money for?

See? No upside at all.
 

MarkBastard

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I can see absolutely no upside to this at all.

Dry July gives you live a break... Meatless monday is good for the environment... Movember raises money for charity...

No fap feb gives you? Is good for? Raises money for?

See? No upside at all.
It gives your arm a rest so you don't walk around with one popeye arm like a god damn yabbie.
 

Bubba Q

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It gives your arm a rest so you don't walk around with one popeye arm like a god damn yabbie.
Shouldn't we then be encouraging "swap fapping hands Feb"

Surely the physical activity is good for you
 

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reminds me of "the contest" episode from Seinfeld.
 

Airgead

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It gives your arm a rest so you don't walk around with one popeye arm like a god damn yabbie.
Swap hands at 100...stops you getting a bend in it as well.
 

Munut

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I thought emptying the bags regularly was good for your prostate?

Maybe Fap everyday February would be better?
 

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Never heard it called fapping before.
Sounds like you're a bunch of wankers.

Edit: I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request to help you keep your filthy hands off your penis; I think this is a matter that should be between you and Nat.








:ph34r: :p
 

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I noticed my internet connection seemed to be running considerably faster since midnight ...

All my prOn torrents have finished :beerbang:
 

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The competitor in me wants to take up the challenge.

What are the terms? Beer to the winner?
 

white.grant

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I can see absolutely no upside to this at all.

Dry July gives you live a break... Meatless monday is good for the environment... Movember raises money for charity...

No fap feb gives you? Is good for? Raises money for?

See? No upside at all.
I disagree,

Think of all the time you could save, then there's the reduced laundering! Plus those parts of your imagination not being used to get your fap on can be used to cure the common cold, invent perpetual motion, or something important like that.
 

manticle

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Fapping helps prevent prostate cancer. You should get donations from sponsors for prostate cancer research.

Does poking the end of my thumb in my bum count?

Not that I do.........................just curious.
 

bum

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I'll thank you to ask next time.
 

manticle

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At the very least, I promise fair warning.

I meant 'my' in an affectionate way.
 

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