BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You can't be serious??
1. Spelling lame?, c'mon...
2. Ask your "internet savvy" wife about closing quotes too while you're there.
3. No, I'm not coming to your place to print it out for your wife to read.
3. RSS feeders dont require high speed down load(sic). Ask your wife about the right terminology while your there.
4. Now don't lie, you are a tool polisher aren't you?, I bet you can polish the chrome of a tow-bar!
5. Oh and your wife didn't own sh*t, if she owned anything at all, it would have been a retailer for bigpond services, not an ISP.
Is there any other part of your restrictive intellect you would like to display to the forum?
Fingers