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WIFI ENABLED AIRLOCK? - WTF?!?!

Discussion in 'Electronics, Hardware & Software' started by philistine, 30/6/17.

 

  1. philistine

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    Posted 30/6/17
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    Posted 30/6/17
    why the effort..Americian..wheres the gladwrap version
     
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    And why the f*@k would you spend $149 on an airlock?
     
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    Next it will be a camera so you can look whilst at work - ha
     
  5. philistine

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    Hey - I've actually done that. Im not joking (but it was with bacon - i was curing a slab of pork to make it into bacon).
    I had a wifi enabled security camera set up at home and I could log in to it with my phone. I hooked up one of the cams and pointed it at the bacon.
    I sent the log in deets to all my mates and for a week or so "bacon cam" was live streaming for all to see.
     
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    Overkill!
    Dollars that can be spent more wisely on something else more important like my Go Fund Me page. LOL!.
     
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    Old mate needs temperature controlled fermentation before he gets wanky wifi airlocks.


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    No one ever thinks of the kittens
     
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    Listen, Icanhazcheezburger really needs some more buks. This iz the way.
     
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    I might start a thread as well then we'll be back to the Glory days when there were always at least four threads running on STC 1000s
     
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    There's just not enough info around about WIFI airlocks.
    All this at a time when I'm going gladwrap on my next ferment, damn backwards Asssies.
     
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    I don't want want my yeasts getting brain tumours from the wifi waves so I'm altogether steering clear of this!
    ...then again, 'Tinfoil hats for yeasts' could be a viable kickstarter
     
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    I can see the next excuse for a bad swap beer being "my brew was hacked!"
     
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    What's an Airlock?
     
  16. Ducatiboy stu

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    An airlock is a thing to ...um...oh never mind
     
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    Mixing kittens with WIFI is a little disturbing, and would probably lead to disfiguring mutation after several generations......
     
  18. Ducatiboy stu

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    WiFi USB kitten ?
     
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    Honestly, my life is missing a wifi-enabled toaster, so I can check its progress from the toilet.
     
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    usb kitten.jpg
     
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