If you can, get to Holland (or is it, more correctly, The Netherlands. I forget.) In any event, go there, and then cripple yourself in some way. If you are severely disabled, you can get a prostitute, paid for by the government, on their equivilant of Medicare. iirc, you can get one per week. Sweet.
I kid you not. Honestly. I saw a doco on it....and most of the hookers that specialise in this type of "home care" are actually quallified nurses, who are also on the game....not the average crack-whore, by any means.
So, the topic question is "Things to dol in Europe". I put it to you, that my post is entirely on topic. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. B)