Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the stout spider!
Now you can get a Toothache, Diabeties , Drunk and Fat at the same time. You can even do it in a bowl and fool SWMBO! Unpleasent Hangover!
The possibilites are endless with this amazing product! Buy now!
Don't tell the americans about this PATENT PENDING invention, or they'll have it avaliable on tap everywhere and avaliable at burger king!