Something Strange Happened Last Night

[datman510]

I know I should ignore this.....

but what a sad sad lonely little man...

All said in fun.... no intention to offend

 

[Crunched]

3. Woman are not human and dont like fun in anyway (other than ruining it)...

I have to say that I don't really agree with this not in my case anyway. My girlfriend is normally pretty accommodating she's been known to cancel plans so that I can go play golf with my buddies at short notice. There are some things that she's firm with, but most of the time she goes out of her way. I try and do the same for her though, as I realise I'm lucky to have what I have. Queue Days of Our Lives music.


Oh, and she likes beer too...

 

[Katherine]

Gosh am I being over emotional... darn it.... "Katie remember were you are..."

Oh, and she likes beer too...

well there is her motive... win/win
swings and round about's

surprise her with something in a month or so... when shes not expecting in...

 

[datman510]

Gosh am I being over emotional... darn it.... "Katie remember were you are..."

there there...... Larrys here

 

[bouncingcastle]

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there there...... Larrys here

:lol:

Don't make me laugh at work, makes it hard to pretend I'm actually doing stuff....

 

[staggalee]

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there there...... Larrys here

what are we, physic.......?
how are we supposed to know who`s who there

staggalee.

 

[bouncingcastle]

what are we, physic.......?
how are we supposed to know who`s who there

staggalee.

Aren't females always paler in colour???

 

[datman510]

what are we, physic.......?
how are we supposed to know who`s who there

staggalee.

im the hairy one hugging katie

 

[staggalee]

im the hairy one hugging katie

yeah, but...but..... oh bugger it, don`t worry about it.
No way I`m getting ironed out with a cast iron frying pan

staggalee.

 

[bonj]

im the hairy one hugging katie

So now you're saying she's a hairy ape? Keep digging... that hole's not deep enough yet! :lol:

 

[Yorg]

Man, the number of *****-whipped brewers on this forum... geeeez.
If you want a fridge, friggin buy one.
Wymin love a take-charge guy.
You left home to get AWAY from your mum, remember?

What's that honey, Oh, sure baby, I'll be right there - just finish this post.

 

[Muggus]

Wymin love a take-charge guy.

Wymin!? Sounds like some kind of anti-slug pellet!!!

 

[Osangar]

You are a lucky man,

However, you should keep in mind the first principle of economics what are you getting in exchange for what are you giving up ?

 

[anc001]

So after work yesterday during a casual chat, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I was thinking of buying a keg freezer to save me the hassle of bottling. Now I know a lot of you have been through this conversation with your other halves, so I’m sure you can understand the type of reaction I was expecting. But instead of the non-understanding response I was expecting, I got a semi-neutral reaction. So I started rambling about how it would save me time and effort over bottling, not to mention space that the bottles take up, etc etc. And then the strangest thing happened… She suggested that we look on a local classifieds website and see what’s available second-hand. I assumed she meant later down the track when I was serious about getting one, so I went off to fire up the BBQ for dinner. 10 minutes later, she’s on the phone to someone asking about a chest freezer and now we have a 220L chest freezer sitting in our garage, perfect for 4-6 kegs.



What the hell just happened??

She's clearly racked with guilt after cheating on you,

 

[FarsideOfCrazy]

She's clearly racked with guilt after cheating on you,

Now that plants a seed.......

 

[Cocko]

I reckon its a 'ring' chase - pure and simple.

How long ya been together?

Time for some commitment maybe....... Strap on a knee pad boy!!

 

[Barley Belly]

BE AFRAID!!

BE VERY AFRAID!! :lol: :lol:

 

[sqyre]

There are a few good women out there that appreciate the finer things in life...I.e Motor Racing, Horse Racing, Pub sports, Beer, etc...

Not just the shallow ones that only think about shiney diamonds and shopping...
but that attraction to "Bling" is etched deep in to their DNA..

so if you can sway thier attention to other things to buy that are shiney...
You've got it made...



Sqyre..

 

[staggalee]

...... Strap on a knee pad boy!!

you really need two for carpet burns. h34r:

staggalee.

 

[staggalee]

Man, the number of *****-whipped brewers on this forum... geeeez.
If you want a fridge, friggin buy one.
Wymin love a take-charge guy.
You left home to get AWAY from your mum, remember?

What's that honey, Oh, sure baby, I'll be right there - just finish this post.

You hit the nail on the head there brother.
If you want to buy something or do something,....................JUST DO IT :lol: :lol: :lol:

staggalee.