Reverse microwave chills beer in 45 seconds

[Edak]

I am sure I saw some reverse microwave technology on my neighbours lawn, it was going out of the house instead of in...

 

[spog]

What is this electricity thing you speak of. Can you buy it at the servo as well...?

Of course you can,one box of sparks (12 per box) will set you back $1.95 take them home,open the meter box located on the side of your house and liberally sprinkle contents of box inside of said meter box.
And bingo elecemitricity.
Don't get the box of sparks wet,or piss on it. ..cheers..spog...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Will I need to fill out a verbal agrement form to get them ?

 

[DJR]

I much prefer this version.. the rocket powered beer cooler (also a Kiwi)

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

 

[manticle]

Everyone's missing the point. You can chill your heineken cans in mere seconds using a stainless steel 70 million dollar machine if an out of focus, possibly hot, pigeon toed girl is happy to carry it around for you.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Hot chick. Ok got that.

 

[manticle]

possibly

 

[bum]

Yah, she definitely forgot how to walk with the camera on her.

 

[Edak]

After checking out the video again, I realised, who the hell would have such a monstrously large device sitting in their kitchen in the off chance that you will need to cool down a bottle of wine?

 

[bum]

Perhaps a third go is in order?

 

[Edak]

You're right, I need to check out the ass again..