Politics

[warra48]

OK guys and girls,

The election is finished, just get over it, get back to brewing and drinking beer.
Just think, in about 3 years time, you can do it all over again.

You voted, and guess what, you elected POLITICIANS !!!!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Reckon she'll be there just to cause trouble (since Abbott is the one who got her sent to prison)?

Yes. Funny how things come back to haunt you

 

[Tony]

wow. the bloke is legitimately mental:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-09/nsw-sends-liberal-democrat-to-senate/4945080

When they drop the baby bonus and start handing our automatic weapons that can be used to shoot dickhead on unregistered dirtbikes with the mufflers cut off and V6 commodores doing burnouts up and down subusrbourn streets, it will be a wonderful day.

I will take an AK47

 

[Liam_snorkel]

It would certainly make things interesting. WB Tony.

 

[spog]

When they drop the baby bonus and start handing our automatic weapons that can be used to shoot dickhead on unregistered dirtbikes with the mufflers cut off and V6 commodores doing burnouts up and down subusrbourn streets, it will be a wonderful day.

I will take an AK47

. Welcome back Tony...cheers...spog.....

 

[punkin]

When they drop the baby bonus and start handing our automatic weapons that can be used to shoot dickhead on unregistered dirtbikes with the mufflers cut off and V6 commodores doing burnouts up and down subusrbourn streets, it will be a wonderful day.

I will take an AK47

Nearly got run over at a petrol station yesterday by some shelia in a commodore that thought it was ok to do 30 kph through the bowsers to get to the toilet block.

Had to suffice with a sharp word with her that could have easily been solved in a more emphatic fashion if both of us were armed.

 

[OzPaleAle]

A vid series about everyones favorite person Rupert Murdoch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEARxJ1XA4Q

 

[sponge]

The amount of people you let in whilst driving and don't receive a friendly wave through the back window..

Who needs to mumble to themselves when you're an arm-bearing driver and can much easily get the point across that they missed their chance to stick their hand up towards the roof of their car to appreciate the gesture?

Should allow for horns and blinkers to be made redundant also. With cuts like these to the cars, the car manufacturing industry in australia should be able to flourish from here on.





...I'm at a round-a-bout, need to get off at the third exit. Just need to shoot the people looking to sneak in at the first and second exits and all will be right in the world once more...

 

[punkin]

I don't use my horn or blinkers anyway. I'm trying to save electricity.

 

[mrTbeer]

I'm not scared of Rupert Murdoch, just need to wear an alfoil hat and I'm safe from the influence of the Courier Mail and its funny headlines.

If you're silly enough to pay for Fox TV? you might be Billy Hunt and vote ALP 2010 and LNP 2013. Whatever.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Clive stirring the pot already. This is fun.

"CLIVE Palmer has called for a full review of Australia's voting system after claiming he cannot win a lower house seat due to Australia's "corrupt system"."

"He said that at two booths in Coolum, 60 per cent of the vote went to the Palmer United Party yet the pre-polling vote only had the party at 37 per cent - a major irregularity.

"The AEC said in writing before the election that pre-polling would be counted before Saturday night but that never happened," Mr Palmer said.

"So you've got a whole lot of votes that were left unsecured and a lot have not got AEC signatures on them so who knows what's been added and taken out of that box. They should be informal."

"He said if he fails to win Fairfax, two PUP candidates expected to be elected to the Senate will block Tony Abbott's policies unless electoral reform is promised."

http://www.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/clive-tells-media-he-wont-win-lower-house-seats/2015471/?ref=hs

 

[mrTbeer]

It's gonna be a long litigious 3 years if he gets in.
He claims to win every time he sues and he threatens to sue someone new almost weekly.
A lawyer-bird told me the his 'legal scoreboard' tells another story though.

Would be wrong to have Senator (brick) Lazarus cock-block everything especially since PUP policy #1 = LNP policy #1. ie. repeal carbon tax

 

[Liam_snorkel]

yeah, Clive loves to litigate. If he loses he'd probably sue the AEC or something haha.

 

[Dave70]

Fucken Palmer is about one oyster Kirkpatrick / veal parmigiana counter lunch away from a quadruple bypass, surely.

How long can he last?

He's so fat.

 

[mwd]

Kevin Rudd being asked to quit politics by some of the Labor losers. Guess he can live comfortably numb on his pension and wife's millions.

 

[Dave70]

Introducing (​honorary) ​ professor Gillard.
This lecture circuit gig can be a tidy little earner if you play you cards right. Clinton it's said, has earned over 50 million since becoming a private citizen.
Not bad for an alleged rapist, a philandering liar who fucked around with the help and bully.

http://www.news.com.au/national-news/south-australia/ex-pm-julia-gillard-appointed-honorary-professor-of-politics-at-university-of-adelaide/story-fnii5yv4-1226716414854

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Not sure if a few lectures at Adelaide uni will be quite the money spinner. Send an email to Downer to ask how much he made?

 

[Black Devil Dog]

Very distasteful way to treat someone at any time, but in this instance, supposedly just because of how they vote. Hypocrisy knows no bounds, as witnessed on this site.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

What do you even mean by that? This thread has been fairly civil, and mindless abuse on twitter is hardly a new phenomenon.

 

[Dave70]

Very distasteful way to treat someone at any time, but in this instance, supposedly just because of how they vote. Hypocrisy knows no bounds, as witnessed on this site.

Oh piss off.

Just show me one 500 example(s) of that..