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hellbent

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lady walking through the park on way home from shopping, her arms loaded with shopping decides to rest on the park bench, after sitting there and feeling tired she decided as no one was about to lay down a bit and rest her weary feet.... just then a drunken derelict walks up to her at the bench and says "gday missus you want some sex???".. she looked up at him in feirce anger saying "How dare you!!! what makes you think I would want sex with somene as drunk and horrible and smelly as you???
he looked down at her, winked, and said "well for starters lady your layin' on my bed"........
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