Pants Wearing

[Gerard_M]

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side.
> "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
> take off my trousers," he said.
>
> "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did,
> they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly
> wear them, as they were too large."
>
> "I told her:"
>
> "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I
> always will!"
>
> Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.
>
> Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the
> wedding, he did the same thing - took off his trousers, gave them to
> Jill and told her to put them on.
>
> Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear
> them.
>
> "Exactly" replied Jack.
>
> "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't
> want you to forget that".
>
> Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. "Try these
> on" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.
>
> "I can't possibly get into your knickers" said Jack.
>
> "Exactly" replied Jill. "And if you don't change your f**king attitude,
> you never will."