This afternoon I took some guys to Paddy's to celebrate not going to work for the rest of the year. Not all the beers were on tap, sadly the Wheat & Pale were missing. The Pilsner was awesome, but it ran 2nd when compared to the topless waitress who could balance $1 coins on her nipples. We all agreed that she was a very good waitress. I asked where the brewer was and was told he was sailing on the Harbour. Tough job!