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[brettprevans]

damn you all

ok and your brain turns to much

its all gooD

 

[jonocarroll]

We're still 30 weeks away and already I'm preparing the stockpile of kegs. Got a pilsner, two ESBs, and a Rye-IPA on the go, making preparations for a Vienna, IIPA, and a few batches of planet of the grapes.

Had the first ultrasound this morning. Everything where it should be and a strong heartbeat.

 

[Fents]

lol you lot...sif im not already busy enough, cheers for the tip CM2ski.

 

[Bribie G]

I was just street viewing around Burton on Trent and came across this.

Very noice indeed.

 

[Pollux]

And then you get to a point where you will lose your name.............You will be known as your child's dad.........I am often called "Charlotte's Dad"........

 

[schooey]

Haha.. you fellas think it gets any easier 10-12 years down the track? Pfft... Kiss your weekends goodbye! By the time you get soccer/auskick/netball/dance class/friends birthday party/swimming/jazz/tap/ballet/piano lessons.. blah blah blah out of the way, you've got about enough time to mow the grass, tidy the yard and do maybe one or two jobs off the wife's list so you might have a remote possibility of some kind of semblance of a sex life... Spontaneous brew days are few and far between and doughing in for a triple decoction at 9pm seems perfectly normal; I'll survive on 3 hours sleep!

Yeah yeah, laugh now while you have the chance... I did and said "That'll never happen to me"..

 

[Pollux]

Hence I work weekends and have midweek RDOs.....My daughter already does dance and is starting musical theater next year, throw in swimming lessons this summer and it's going to get entertaining.....

 

[raven19]

We're still 30 weeks away...

Had the first ultrasound this morning. Everything where it should be and a strong heartbeat.

Excellent news mate.

 

[raven19]

If it helps Schooey, I painted the brew stand tonight finally, so it should last thru a few years of kids... once we get cracking on that front...

 

[schooey]

:lol:

Good for you, Ravs.. :beer:

It's a tough thing deciding when to have kids...there's the have 'em young and have a life after them argument or the once you got 'em, you got 'em for a long time argument...

We had our first when I was 25... buggered if I wanted to be in me late 60's before I could legally have a beer with me son, nor would I had of had the patience to begin now

 

[bum]

I'm just gonna cut mine off.

 

[petesbrew]

Had fun trying to answer my daughter's questions about santa last night.

Lily: How will santa get in? we don't have a chimney?
Me: He'll come down the skylight.
Lily: How will he get in? It's got a cover.
Me: Santa Magic
Lily: But if he lands on the roof, how will the Reindeers be able to drink the bucket of water we put in the front yard?
Me: Santa will go out front and get the bucket and take it up to them
Lily: And then come back through the skylight to bring it back down?
Me: Nah he's in a hurry he'll probably just throw it down.
Lily: But won't it land on the road? Or in that hole you've dug? (been digging up the stormwater drain the past week)
Me: he's a good shot. Time for bed.

 

[schooey]

I'm just gonna cut mine off.

surely there are better methods of contraception?

 

[bum]

I'm not willing to live with that 1% error margin.

Plus I need to lose a couple kilos before summer and that's the quickest way I can think of.

 

[brettprevans]

......remote possibility of some kind of semblance of a sex life...

s-s-s-s-e--e-e-x life? what is this thing you talk of!

Plus I need to lose a couple kilos before summer and that's the quickest way I can think of.

i keep trying on the 'sex if the best exercise' angle for my weight loss. doesnt fly.

Had fun trying to answer my daughter's questions about santa last night.

Lily: How will santa get in? we don't have a chimney?
Me: He'll come down the skylight.
Lily: How will he get in? It's got a cover.
Me: Santa Magic
Lily: But if he lands on the roof, how will the Reindeers be able to drink the bucket of water we put in the front yard?
Me: Santa will go out front and get the bucket and take it up to them
Lily: And then come back through the skylight to bring it back down?
Me: Nah he's in a hurry he'll probably just throw it down.
Lily: But won't it land on the road? Or in that hole you've dug? (been digging up the stormwater drain the past week)
Me: he's a good shot. Time for bed.

funny stuff. my missus put up the tree yesterday and the eldest was adament that santa was coming that night cause the tree was up. took some explaining that he wasnt coming for a while.

 

[Pollux]

Bahahaaha Pete, have to love that one...

I can top it though, Charlotte is currently interested in anatomy and seems to have some idea of where babies come from...This is the conversation that occurred after I left Charlotte chatting to the guy at the local bottle-o while I ran into the coolroom.


Bottleshop guy: Charlotte just told me that babies come from China........
Me (looking very confused): Huh?
Bottleshop guy: Yeah, babies grow in tummys and come from China...
Me (penny drops): Ahhh, no, "china" is how Charlotte is currently pronouncing something else......

It took him, and all the other customers at the counter who had overheard all this a moment to click. Then everyone just lost it.


Ah kids, got to love em.

 

[Fents]

Bahahaaha Pete, have to love that one...

I can top it though, Charlotte is currently interested in anatomy and seems to have some idea of where babies come from...This is the conversation that occurred after I left Charlotte chatting to the guy at the local bottle-o while I ran into the coolroom.


Bottleshop guy: Charlotte just told me that babies come from China........
Me (looking very confused): Huh?
Bottleshop guy: Yeah, babies grow in tummys and come from China...
Me (penny drops): Ahhh, no, "china" is how Charlotte is currently pronouncing something else......

It took him, and all the other customers at the counter who had overheard all this a moment to click. Then everyone just lost it.


Ah kids, got to love em.

thats sensational, i pissed myself laughing just reading that

 

[jonocarroll]

Bahahaaha Pete, have to love that one...

I can top it though, Charlotte is currently interested in anatomy and seems to have some idea of where babies come from...This is the conversation that occurred after I left Charlotte chatting to the guy at the local bottle-o while I ran into the coolroom.


Bottleshop guy: Charlotte just told me that babies come from China........
Me (looking very confused): Huh?
Bottleshop guy: Yeah, babies grow in tummys and come from China...
Me (penny drops): Ahhh, no, "china" is how Charlotte is currently pronouncing something else......

It took him, and all the other customers at the counter who had overheard all this a moment to click. Then everyone just lost it.


Ah kids, got to love em.

 

[petesbrew]

Bahahaaha Pete, have to love that one...

I can top it though, Charlotte is currently interested in anatomy and seems to have some idea of where babies come from...This is the conversation that occurred after I left Charlotte chatting to the guy at the local bottle-o while I ran into the coolroom.


Bottleshop guy: Charlotte just told me that babies come from China........
Me (looking very confused): Huh?
Bottleshop guy: Yeah, babies grow in tummys and come from China...
Me (penny drops): Ahhh, no, "china" is how Charlotte is currently pronouncing something else......

It took him, and all the other customers at the counter who had overheard all this a moment to click. Then everyone just lost it.


Ah kids, got to love em.

That definitely wins!
Cracking up here.

 

[schooey]

I think my iPhone has contracted the Speedie v1.0 virus.. it has taken up auto-(un)correcting perfectly legible English languauge into gobshite