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[Pennywise]

Filtering in stopped traffic is about the only thing most motorbike riders do that don't piss me off. It's the filtering in moving traffic that's f**kin' stupid. (Pls note I said most, occasionally you do come across a bike rider with a head on his/her shopulders).

 

[petesbrew]

I love camry's. ive owned 2 coronas, 1 camry (wide bodies station wageon to boot!) and now a 2006 Rav 4. so i must piss you off to no end. oh and i ride a motorbike and filter in stopped traffic (I wont mention lane splitting).

My wife owned a 79-81 ish corona. Wasn't writing them off. Only Camrys... and their drivers.
Geez CM2, what can I say?!

Ps. Ever noticed how you never see a hotted up Camry?

Filtering in stopped traffic is about the only thing most motorbike riders do that don't piss me off. It's the filtering in moving traffic that's f**kin' stupid. (Pls note I said most, occasionally you do come across a bike rider with a head on his/her shopulders).

+1.

 

[Fourstar]

Ps. Ever noticed how you never see a hotted up Camry?

You obviously havnt spent any time in Melbournes CBD!

Infact i saw a camry club on the day of the british ales comp out in backwater belgrave too! doing a 'cruise'.

 

[MarkBastard]

Camry drivers shit me. Everytime I'm on the road, camrys come along just to F##K my day!
4WDers are almost as bad, but at least they know what a F##ing accelerator pedal is for.

Camry... Japan's answer to volvo. (well they've got Subaru too, but Camry takes the cake)

What Camrys with tissue boxes on the back parcel shelf. I would make a racial stereotype as to what race drives these cars but that would be racist, so I won't.

 

[petesbrew]

Ps. Ever noticed how you never see a hotted up Camry?

Actually I just remembered I have seen one with massive custom graphics plastered on the side doors. Honestly, why that car wasn't featured in a car show is beyond me.
The bog standard grey paint really went well with the Snoopy (in lying-down-on-kennel-roof pose) graphics.

 

[petesbrew]

What Camrys with tissue boxes on the back parcel shelf. I would make a racial stereotype as to what race drives these cars but that would be racist, so I won't.

I like the ones with Disney toys stuck all over the dash. Pity the passenger who'd have their eyes gouged out by by Mickey & Minnie Mouse in the event of an accident.

 

[brettprevans]

i has 2 x 83 coronas. 1 was 5speed manual rear wheel drive. i replaced everything under boonet when the egine died and then it went like the clappers. it got written off (not my fault), i bought another corona and xferred the engine etc over to the new one (ewhich was an auto

ive seen people try and hot up camry's. it doesnt work. althought my camry has an awsome sound system in it. had about $4k of gear in it. ahh my young and carefree days...

 

[Pollux]

Ahhhh, Camrys.......I suggest you start paying attention to who is driving them, it won't take long to notice a pattern......To give you an idea, the high rollers carpark at work is full of them.....

 

[warra48]

I had a Camry as my company vehicle in WA from 1993.

Drove out to Hyden (Wave Rock) one weekend, and wanted to see what the thing would do flat tack.
Once I was about 150 km out from Perth, I floored the accelarator on a long straight stretch of road. It accelerated nicely up to about 160 kph. Then the ridiculously programmed computer chip decided that was fast enough, and if I kept accelerating, it would only burn way too much fuel. It took about 5 minutes more to get the damned thing up to 180 kph. I gave up after that.

Compare that to my 2 litre Subaru Impreza, which got up to 190 kph inside a 1 km stretch of road, and still accelerating.

I know which car I would rather have. I replaced that Subaru with a 2.5 litre one, and I love it. Great cars.

 

[Pennywise]

Ahhhh, Camrys.......I suggest you start paying attention to who is driving them, it won't take long to notice a pattern......To give you an idea, the high rollers carpark at work is full of them.....

Smurfs?

 

[Katherine]

Smurfs?

Is Smurfet lucky or unlucky?

 

[Pennywise]

Dunno, but this smurf looks lucky

 

[Katherine]

Dunno, but this smurf looks lucky

Apparently the papa smurf is the only one that has as he has no tail...

 

[Airgead]

Apparently the papa smurf is the only one that has as he has no tail...

Don't ask me how or why but I ended up watching a smurf porn once (I said don't ask). A bunch of Europeans dressed up in smurf (and smurfette) suits and covered in blue paint. It was very disturbing. Especially when the blue paint started to run and come off everywhere. It looked like they were melting.

Though the la la la la la la smurf theme they played through the whole thing made a change from the usual boom chika wow wow soundtrack.

 

[Pennywise]

It wasn't these guy's was it?

I think I've seen it :lol:

 

[warra48]

 

[Katherine]

Don't ask me how or why but I ended up watching a smurf porn once (I said don't ask). A bunch of Europeans dressed up in smurf (and smurfette) suits and covered in blue paint. It was very disturbing. Especially when the blue paint started to run and come off everywhere. It looked like they were melting.

Though the la la la la la la smurf theme they played through the whole thing made a change from the usual boom chika wow wow soundtrack.

I want to see it... sounds quite funny!

Something I saw on the train yesterday made me think about this!

Do Midgets/Dwarfs have private parts to there proportion or normal size?????

 

[Fourstar]

Do Midgets/Dwarfs have private parts to there proportion or normal size?????

Hung like a midget! :icon_chickcheers:

 

[brettprevans]

FFS its not hard to use the recipe database

 

[Fourstar]

FFS its not hard to use the recipe database

The Profile picture says everything! :lol: