So the more I think about what I'm seeing and the more I read the more I'm sure it's wild yeast:
"Wild yeast can produce a number of problems in your beer.
Haze or turbidity: Wild yeast often flocculate and sediment poorly. They may also be less sensitive to fining because they lack a strong negative charge.
Surface film or pellicle formation: In the presence of air, some wild yeast can grow rapidly and form a film on the surface of the beer. They can also cause haze.
Superattenuation: Wild yeast may be able to ferment sugars that normal cultured yeast cannot (like maltotetraose and dextrins), which can lead to significantly lower terminal gravities, higher alcohol content, and in some cases off flavors.
Off flavors: Each yeast produces a different flavor profile because of differences in ester, fusel alcohol, and diketone production and because of other metabolic processes. Thus, any yeast not intended to be in your beer can produce unintended flavors. Non-
Saccharomyces yeast may produce radically different flavors in beer, and even very low concentrations of some yeast may have dramatic effects on beer flavor." - More beer
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Kloeckera (Teleomorph Hanseniaspora), usually the most common "wild yeast" found in the vineyard. Some species are known "killer yeast" that produce inhibitory levels of ethyl acetate and acetic acid that can kill off sensitive strains of Saccharomyces cerevisiae[5]" - Wikipedia
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The occurrence of killer wine yeasts in Comahue Region (Patagonia, Argentina) was studied. Wild wine yeasts were isolated from spontaneously fermenting Merlot and Malbec type musts. Out of 135 isolates analyzed 37% were sensitive to some well characterized killer toxins as K1-K10 and did not show killer activity (sensitive phenotype, S), 21% showed neutral phenotype (N) and 42% demonstrated killer activity (killer phenotype, K). All but two killer strains, identified as Candida pulcherrima and Kluyveromyces marxianus, were Saccharomyces cerevisiae. Additionally, all killer strains were sensitive to some killer reference strains, showing a killer-sensitive phenotype (KS); neither Saccharomyces or non-Saccharomyces wild yeasts were phenotype killer-resistant (KR). The incidence of the killer character varied with respect to fermentation stage and grape variety, increasing throughout fermentation (13-55% to 36-90%)."
- Killer behaviour in wild wine yeasts associated with Merlot and Malbec type musts spontaneously fermented from northwestern Patagonia (Argentina). J Basic Microbiol. 2001;41(2):105-113
Reasons why I think it's wild yeast, as above:
* Incredibly hard to shake
* Strong off flavour/smell
* Huge haze in beer, heaps of suspended matter
* No yeast cake forming
* Ferments are appearing/behaving differently
The last point is something I only noticed last night, neither the 2 currently infected beers nor the last one had a yeast cake sedimented at the bottom of the fermenter. I have never had a beer not have a yeast cake form at the bottom of a fermenter before.
The more I read the more I get this crazy theory (and it is a theory, cause I can't plate or scope to actually find out what's going on):
It's a wild yeast infection, and the wild yeast strain expresses a 'killer' toxin. Yeasts I have used are susceptible to this toxin. This would explain why the ferments are acting differently. No activity until about 24 hours using US-05 - usually I get activity after around 6 hours, 12 absolute maximum. The formation of the krausen looks different to what it usually does - brownish fuzzy patches and more bubbling when it finally does appear. I mean bubbling and not foaming.
The infection is present from the very early stages of ferment. Latest brew tastes fowl 4 days in. If the wild yeast is killing off the pitched yeast, this would explain the above and also why I am not seeing a cake form and no flocculation. I am guessing the wild yeast kills the pitched yeast before it can get a toehold (happening in the first 24 hours, then the wild yeast takes over and the 'ferment' I am seeing is actually the wild yeast doing the bulk of the work.
I did a science degree majoring in immunology and worked as a micro for 3 years (admittedly I have never worked with yeasts) but the above seems plausible and would explain a lot of stuff. I really hope I'm wrong though cause I have 2 fermenters that would be absolute factories right about now and god knows how many spores they are spewing all over my brewing area.
I am going to let one of these fermenters go for another week to check for superattenuation. Damage is done I may as well have another piece of info.
After that it's heat and chlorine and 10 litre biab with 4 buck packs of bry97 until I smash this ******* thing.