Three blokes were working on a high-rise building project; Steve, Bruce
>and Bluey.
>
>Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
>
>As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and
>tell his wife."
>
>Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
>
>Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Cooper's.
>
>Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
>
>"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
>
>"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
>gave you the beer?"
>
>"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to
>her,
>
>"You must be Steve's widow"
>
>She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
>
>And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Cooper's you are'.
>
>and Bluey.
>
>Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
>
>As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and
>tell his wife."
>
>Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
>
>Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Cooper's.
>
>Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
>
>"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
>
>"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
>gave you the beer?"
>
>"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to
>her,
>
>"You must be Steve's widow"
>
>She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
>
>And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Cooper's you are'.
>
