I think the mega lager brews are the hardest.
I only got into home brew because I liked coopers ale and stouts. If you go into it like that you won't mind sediment and yeast flavours, but trying to make light commercial lagers?
Your going to need pretty pricey temp control, yeast control and filtering. Mostly people in homebrew need a flavour to mask everything else they don't like. Some choose a malt flavour to mask, others a yeast flavour, others a hop f flavour/aroma. Remove all them and there's nothing to hide behind.
Just try a coopers kit. at least that gets you used to homebrewing. From that you can build on experience.
Most lager recipes trying to emulate an aussie lager style using coopers kit use 500g malt, 500g dextrose or sugar. The important part is aging, at least 3 weeks in the bottle, 4 weeks is better, so patience is really important.
Problem I have found with bottling homebrew is things get worse before they get better, as you use sugar for carbonation so the whole brew processing repeats with off flavours before it comes good - that's why kegging is so popular in homebrewing..
But anyway, set out a cheap kit fermenter and take each step one at a time. Onces the brews just work, then you will probably need temp control (so you can control yeast flavours, or choose a completely new yeast for flavour)
One thing I hate is the size of HB fermenters. I've got heaps of eskies - some I bought for intended AG brewing - You think the standard pail/fermentor would fit? I'm almost thinking of FWK just so I could do a couple and have a couple of cubes I can convert into half batch fermenters, as empty 15l cubes aren't cheap/easy to find anyway. At least they'll fit into the eskies I have.
E: I have only been re-reading, re-researching etc for the past two weeks, so I'm still a newbie. To be honest I had half the gear and it was a toss up whether to brew beer again or to buy a t500 still condenser and go into spirits as I still have 20-30L pots and all that too from the first time I started gearing up for AG brewing. I choose beer in the end because I should really drink less...
But temp control gives you yeast control, and that's all I've been researching the past week. Seems you can buy a "100 can" or "75 can" cooler bag from places like bunnings/kmart, camping stores or the like. That's probably more important than anything else this time of year. Chuck the fermenter in that with a few ice bricks. If that works, then you can play with yeast, either a home brew shop yeast, or yeast from a coopers bottle etc. Both are better than kit yeasts if you have temp control.
I'm not drunk, using an old logitech wave k/b (full height keys), with sticky movements - need to find my silicone spray.