OK then, if folks are getting good chiles and probably some chipotles, here are directions (not so much a recipe) for a simple salsa I make:
Soak 5 to 15 Chipotle chiles overnight in about one cup of water, depending on how much you like the ring of fire.
Next day roast an entire head of garlic in the oven until soft. I use roasted garlic because it complements the smokiness of the chiles well and won't overwhelm it.
Take the chiles out of the soaking water and save the water. De-stem, seed and de-vein the chiles unless you like things really hot. If you like really hot then de-stem the chiles and grind the rest (seeds and all) in a mortar and pestle/molcajete or blender.
Squeeze the garlic into a blender or bowl you use a stick blender in, or into your mortar and pestle if you like a hand job.
Add the chiles.
Peel 4 ripe, medium-size tomatoes and put in blender/bowl/mortar/molcajete (bbm). You can use a container of cherry tomatoes if you rather, without peeling unless you're far more obsessive a gent/lady than I.
Add the juice of one lime or 1 tablespoon of cider or other non-balsamic vinegar to the bbm (preferably not "white" vinegar - taste is wrong). Lemon vs vinegar gives quite a different result, so find out which you like.
Do not roast the spices for this salsa. Grind 2 teaspoons of whole allspice/pimiento in a mortar or spice grinder. Grind 2 teaspoons of whole cumin seed. Add these to the bbm.
Add 1/8 teaspoon of salt, maximum. A pinch is fine. You can add 1/2 teaspoon of sugar if you like to bring out flavors.
Blend/grind this all well. Add the soaking liquid from the chiles bit by bit until you reach a consistency you like.
Tips:
1) Too much salt covers the flavor of chiles as it's quite delicate. Always go easy on the salt when making salsas and chile sauces. Salt the dish, not the sauce.
2) The simpler the food, the more important fresh herbs and spices are, and most Mexican is very simple food. If you can grind your own spices. It will make all the difference in the world.
3) Three things dampen the heat of chiles: alcohol, dairy and citric acid. If you use lime it will likely dampen the heat a bit so you may want to adjust upwards.
4) Many salsas, this one included, improve overnight.
5) Put this on everything and you will live a happy life.