Man wakes up at a Moscow bus stop with gonads gone.

[wide eyed and legless]

TV actor wakes up to find his gonads have been stolen.

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/moscow-man-wakes-up-to-find-his-testicles-stolen/516664.html

 

[The Judge]

That's nuts!

 

[michaeld16]

At least his wife cant cut his balls off for trying to pick up some blonde at the pub

 

[Mardoo]

this is all just way too grim...

 

[manticle]

Forgive the pun but I call bollocks.
As believable as the bloke with the spider burrowing under his skin and too similar to the myriad 'icebath kidney robbing' type urban myths. No verifiable sources in the article either. Any use for stealing a man's balls besides a tasty deep fried bar snack?

 

[HardEight]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/nikolaev.asp

snopes is your friend...

 

[spog]

It's winter over there,it's cold,he passed out pissed in a bus stop his koalas froze,he wakes up scratches them trying to work out just where he is and they fell off. Happens all the time.
How do you say" Dude where's my car " in Russian ?
Dudeski where is my carski,**** bloody .

 

[wide eyed and legless]

Its perfectly true, the same guy does the voiceover for Inner Health Plus.

 

[manticle]

How does that make it perfectly true? Bet you a dollar it isn't.

 

[manticle]

Actually daily mail were involved so I'll bet ten.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

He took her back to the sauna and ****** his nuts off.

 

[spog]

Named as a celebrity but his face is pixelated in the story ? I smell a ratski.

 

[Weizguy]

and yet Facebook has photos, allegedly updated 2 days ago?

Not sure he would have been up to that if his groin was swollen.

Also not a good theft if the removed 'nads were infected with the same filth that swelled up in his groinal area.