Man wakes up at a Moscow bus stop with gonads gone.

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At least his wife cant cut his balls off for trying to pick up some blonde at the pub
 
Forgive the pun but I call bollocks.
As believable as the bloke with the spider burrowing under his skin and too similar to the myriad 'icebath kidney robbing' type urban myths. No verifiable sources in the article either. Any use for stealing a man's balls besides a tasty deep fried bar snack?
 
It's winter over there,it's cold,he passed out pissed in a bus stop his koalas froze,he wakes up scratches them trying to work out just where he is and they fell off. Happens all the time.
How do you say" Dude where's my car " in Russian ?
Dudeski where is my carski,shit bloody .
 
How does that make it perfectly true? Bet you a dollar it isn't.
 
Named as a celebrity but his face is pixelated in the story ? I smell a ratski.
 
and yet Facebook has photos, allegedly updated 2 days ago?

Not sure he would have been up to that if his groin was swollen.

Also not a good theft if the removed 'nads were infected with the same filth that swelled up in his groinal area.
 
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