Sorry to disappoint rendo, just like the tooth fairy, there isn't a yeast fairy either I'm afraid... however, I think you'll find using film is just so simple and effective, there may as well be a magical fairy looking after it!
So, after a thorough sanitising inside and outside around the lip, carefully drape a fresh sheet of film over the fermenter opening. Fasten it in place with either some string, a large rubber band, a string of pipecleaners, usually the actual seal from the fermenter lid fits quite well too. Job done! No need for any holes as the film will bulge with the slight pressure and the gas will escape of its own accord. This is neat as it is constantly venting and has a positive pressure, when fermentation ceases the bulge should drop, that's probably a good time to measure SG and see how well it went. Taking a sample at any time is so much easier too as there's no risk of drawing possibly manky bubbler water back into the beer, just open the tap and draw the sample off, while moving the fermenter around is just as straightforward (again, no risk of bubbler backwash when picking it up).
I tell you what too, the view inside is often something to behold! It is usually an excellent window into your beer and you can keep an eye on progress if you want to. Condensation on the underside sometimes mucks this up, but generally it doesn't form, so the film also provides a handy inspection port.
I often top crop with 1469 and the film makes that so simple as well, there's no need to fart around with getting the lid off and putting it down somewhere while keeping it all clean and the bubbler intact. I peel the film off and toss it, do the top crop transfer and just place a fresh sheet on both fermenters when I'm done. Couldn't be simpler...
One minor down side to it is if there's condensation inside the fridge that drips on to it, unless there's bulging from gas pressure, the drips can collect on it and if there's any holes it will contaminate the beer beneath (hence, just leave the film intact!). This is hardly a show stopper though, I've had quite a lot of condensation lately inside my lager fridge, but it is no drama to mop a few drips up every few days, particularly as I'm about to transfer the fermenters' contents into cubes. BTW cubes being used for fermentation/ cold crash etc. can have a film lids as well, just a small sheet over the opening and single rubber band in that case.
See how you go with that- I've found that just using film as a venting closure is really so simple, yet very effective! B)
As an aside, I'm sure LHBS staff rub their hands together with glee every time a brewer marches into their store demanding grommets, air locks and bubblers etc.