I agree with some aspects, but to politely disagree badly made beer will always taste badly made. And pressure fermenting on a commercial scale would be a huge investment for a brewery so probably a cost factor as to why they aren't changing over.
Also, I personally pressure ferment and I note no apple, sulfur or burnt match flavours in either aroma nor taste.
I understand you don't like it nor agree with it, but a large volume of home brewers make great beer using pressure.
I personally think pressure fermentation gets a bad name because its a fairly new thing for homebrewers (in terms of cost)
I do agree you need to be cautious and can't treat it as a fool proof method, but I personally have not found it to be detrimental in producing lagers. Thats my own experience and I'm not as knowledgeable on the science behind it, but I drink a fair bit haha
Your points in order
Cost Factor
Not likely, the vast majority of beer is brewed in CCV fermenters that are pressure rated and quite capable of being run both hot and at high (carbonating) pressures.
I don't know you well enough to comment on your palate.
I've met brewers making awesome beers who aren't happy and are looking to improve and brewers making muck that would make a dog spew who think their lacto infected puss is the nuts.
I will be much more interested in feedback from good competitions/blind tastings... by trained brewers and judges than what people think of their own efforts. Sure we all brew for ourselves, but in all fairness some sort of objective standards are required to evaluate any process or ingredient.
Not liking
Wrong! if something works I'm more than happy to support it.
What I object to is the notion that its some sort of wonder process, it isn't. Make crap quality wort, mismanage your yeast... pressure fermenting wont make it better, we still need to learn how to brew.
Even given high quality wort is it the best way to make all beers, I think not. There are some real downsides to pressure fermenting ales and some tradeoffs when making lager.
Cost
Meh if you have a keg system you can very effectively pressure ferment for an extra $20 or so. Cost isn't an issue for me.
I do think that letting the pressure rise as part of the fermentation process, from open to full conditioning with a bit of unrestricted time at the start to flush out volatiles that we really don't want in the beer can have some benefits, particularly when it comes to some nasty Thiols (S flavours).
Again this isn't news Kunze covers it pretty thoroughly form the early 90'S (3rd) editions and on.
Typically reduces a 28 day brewing cycle to about 21 days, effectively making the brewery 25% larger at no cost (now we are talking serious money) again at a price most brewers aren't willing to pay.
Pressure fermentation is a tool, like any tool it has its uses and there will be things it isn't good for, worlds best hammer is crap at digging holes, doesn't make it a bad hammer.
Mark