Keeping A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing
cars to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want chips with

Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".

Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has got
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with " accordance with the prophecy".

Dont use any punctuation

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing at
every moment of the day. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in
the bathroom."

Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".

When the money comes out of the cashpoint, scream "I won! I won! Third
time this week!!!"

Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have
to let one of you go."
"That what you think"

How about carring a disposable camera in your car too.. in acordance with the prophecy.
then on your way home from work flash anybody who's driving to acordance with the prophecy.

If anyone needs me i'll be making acordance to the prophecy.


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